Bad Wedding Proposal #17

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
June 14, 2017 8:33pm CST
Here is another bad wedding proposal. I'm sure that you can guess why. Dearest Jennifer, You are so beautiful and petite. Oh sure, you have big feet. Your lips are like flying saucers. And you never stop talking. Still, I am not bothered by your extended earlobes. It stands out but makes you special. You may be a diamond in the rough, but you are my rough diamond to love. I want to also comment on your exquisite cooking. You are the chef of my dreams. You can feed me day and night until I gain 200 pounds. That's 200 additional pounds of love. I particularly like your fondue. I would like to fondue with you. So please say yes and be a part or a whole of my life. Marry me and be my chef for life.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
15 Jun 17
Hey its worthy lol
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Essjayd
@Essjayd (1567)
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15 Jun 17
Yes worthy of a slap
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70020)
• United States
15 Jun 17
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josefina
@josie_ (10033)
• Philippines
15 Jun 17
Dear Steve, Thanks for noticing my big feet. they are useful for quickly getting away from people who do nothing but sit in front of the TV stuffing their face with food. As for being the chef of your dreams, dream on.
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
15 Jun 17
ugh he really blew that one oh my go sh talk about blunt he has no tact at all.
Ruby Hawk
@RubyHawk (99367)
• Atlanta, Georgia
15 Jun 17
Uh oh, you might have to do a little better than that.
librarygeek1980
@librarygeek1980 (3137)
• United States
15 Jun 17
Bwahahahaha! Ironically that could be me being proposed to, lol. But as far as being a gourmet chef, well be prepared for some major disappointment, because I'm just an ok cook.