You know there’s a telemarketer on the line when...

@JudyEv (381815)
Rockingham, Australia
October 28, 2017 8:48pm CST
You know there’s a telemarketer on the line when... • They start off with ‘Is that Mrs Evens?’ And they pronounce Evans as Evens instead of the ‘E’ sounding like the ‘e’ in ‘egg’. • When there is silence for a while then the line might go dead. Apparently they ring several people at once and if you are not the first one to answer you get cut off. • They have a foreign accent. I don’t think I’ve ever had a call from what I’d call a native English speaker. Having said that, Australian charities are nearly as big a nuisance as scammers and they employ native speakers. People have various ways of dealing with scam callers but I heard a new one the other day. They put their three-year-old on the phone for a chat. I’m not sure that’s a good idea but that’s what they do. The photo is one of Australia's stunning wildflowers - a Sturt's Desert Pea.
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@LadyDuck (502190)
• Italy
29 Oct 17
I have another good idea, fake to be deaf and also say you do not speak English very well. Every word they say continue to say "sorry, I have not understood, can you repeat?" at least three four times. They will hang up.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
That's a good idea. I hadn't thought of that. Vince could just act naturally as he is getting quite deaf!
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
29 Oct 17
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@LadyDuck (502190)
• Italy
29 Oct 17
@JudyEv He can exaggerate a bit.
@xFiacre (14783)
• Ireland
29 Oct 17
@judyev Another ploy I use is to answer the question 'Is that Mr Banks?' By saying 'no, this is Humpty Dumpty'. If the caller is not a native English speaker he won't understand the cultural reference and will continue to speak with Mr Dumpty.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
Haha, that's a good one too. Funny how small things amuse us isn't it?
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
@dgobucks226 We're learning a lot of good ideas here aren't we?
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
29 Oct 17
Very good!
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Oct 17
Persistent sods, some of'em. Sometimes, boredom is such a bad thing :
...Microsoft Corporation. May I speak with the lady of the house, please?', said the heavy female Indian-sounding voice 'Ah. She's busy, can I help?',...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Oct 17
@JudyEv Or answer with silence, see who speaks first...
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
They are indeed. Mostly I just say I'm not interested and hang up.
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• Eugene, Oregon
30 Oct 17
It is quite annoying to be called so often by telemarketers. Here, the Democratic party is after to pay dues and contribute as well. I do contribute, but get tired of being contacted so often.
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• Eugene, Oregon
30 Oct 17
@JudyEv I am not surprised.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
@JamesHxstatic I thought it insulting really - to expect us to listen to a taped message.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
We had a recorded message from the Premier once but it didn't go down at all well with the people.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
29 Oct 17
These scam calls seems to be worldwide.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
It seems so doesn't it?
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
29 Oct 17
Very true about how to recognize telemarketers. What is funny is don't they know we have caller ID? If I don't recognize the number especially an out of state area code I do not answer. When I have and they start their spiel I usually put the receiver down and go into another room for awhile. Usually when I return I have a busy signal, ha
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
There are several ways of dealing with these people isn't there?
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@dgobucks226 (37621)
29 Oct 17
@JudyEv Yes, some not so nice, but I did not ask them to bother me. That is a thankless job!!!
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• United States
29 Oct 17
I have heard that people say it is Santa and put their small child on the phone. Yeah, I would like to hear that conversation!
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
That would be funny. I like to be a fly on the wall on those occasions.
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@Ithink (10106)
• United States
29 Oct 17
I usually screen my calls, got an interesting name the other day so I just had to answer to see what this one was. The name was QQQQ however it was all about the same lower your credit card bill .. blah blah blah. They get so annoying. I have had fun with them too until they got annoyed and hung up.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
There have been a few clever ideas on here that I might be trying - like pretending to be deaf or not comprehending.
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@Ithink (10106)
• United States
30 Oct 17
@JudyEv I did the not comprehending one with the windows guy, he kept asking me to turn on my computer to open windows. I would say yes I have windows but it was cold out and I didn't want to open them. We did that for a few minutes til he hung up.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
@Ithink That was inventive. I wouldn't have thought of that.
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@snowy22315 (208746)
• United States
29 Oct 17
a whistle might be good too...lol. I can't hate them too much though..I have had to do that at times. I mean telemarketing.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
It must be an awful job. Mostly I'm sort of polite but I hang up as soon as I can.
@jobelbojel (36791)
• Philippines
29 Oct 17
Been hearing a lot of these lines or instances. At work, we have a designated phones. When one receives a call it should go to the phone application in the computer. If the call comes in on the physical phone, I am sure it is a telemarketer.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
That's good that you know who the call is from.
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@Jackalyn (7558)
• Oxford, England
30 Oct 17
I just put the phone down the moment I think they are a telemarketer.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
I know many do that. It's probably the easiest way to deal with them.
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@moffittjc (128824)
• Gainesville, Florida
30 Oct 17
That is so funny that you mentioned the 3-year old child at the end of your post. I am guilty of doing just that with my own children when they were small. Whenever a telemarketer would call, I would just hand the phone to my young daughter or son. Such fun times! haha
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@moffittjc (128824)
• Gainesville, Florida
31 Oct 17
@JudyEv I don't recall any of their conversations, and no, I never told them it was Santa Claus on the line! I would just hand them the phone and say "Here, it's for you. Talk to them." And then I would go back to whatever it was I was doing at the time.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
1 Nov 17
@moffittjc I would have been listening in to see what they said!
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
What did they talk about? Do you remember? Did you tell them it was Santa Claus? One of the commenters here did that.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
29 Oct 17
Those telemarketers are a pain in the behind. Not a job I would ever do. Beautiful flower is sort of reminds me of a columbine.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Oct 17
I do feel sorry for them but you do get sick of them.
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@teamfreak16 (43567)
• Denver, Colorado
31 Oct 17
If I don't hang up on them, I just put the phone down and let them keep talking while I do something else.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
1 Nov 17
I try not to be rude but if you suddenly get a day where you get three in a row it starts hitting buttons. If I think to check the number first I can dodge most.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
30 Oct 17
The act of calling several people at once is becoming more prolific. You can usually tell because when you answer the telephone it rings at their end.
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@maezee (41985)
• United States
29 Oct 17
Nice. I have noticed long pauses too with these types of callers. Never knew why. I usually just dont answer calls that are not numbers I recognize
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
Mostly we do too but sometimes we get caught.
@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
29 Oct 17
Beautiful flower. Loved the idea of putting a little kid on the phone.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
That's a good one isn't it? Kids are usually so keen to talk on the phone.
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@paigea (36143)
• Canada
30 Oct 17
That is a magnificent flower. The 3 year old might agree to something. They do have native speakers making scam calls here, particularly the ones that are using the name of a charity or saying they are calling from Revenue Canada. So annoying.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
You do get tired of such calls pretty quickly.
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• United States
29 Oct 17
I no longer answer my phone unless I recognize the call. I get many messages starting in the middle of a sentence. I'm assuming they think I'll be worried that I missed the important first part of the message and will call them back. Ugh.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
I haven't had that happen here yet but I guess it is only a matter of time.
@RubyHawk (99367)
• Atlanta, Georgia
30 Oct 17
I hate those calls. I usually don't answer but Sometimes I do and no one speaks, then a little later the same thing again.
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@JudyEv (381815)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Oct 17
It's very annoying isn't it - and often the calls come at a most inconvenient time.