My GF is a Cat
By PLETHOS
@Plethos (13718)
United States
January 23, 2018 10:10am CST
One day my girlfriend asked me as to what its like having her as a gf, I answered without hesitation, "It's like having a cat." Of course she wanted me to explain and so I did (tried).
I told her she has the indecisive body temperature of a cat, its hot, its cold, its not room temperature enough. Doesnt know if she wants to lay down, sit, cuddle.
Takes little test sips to see if her beverage is the correct temperature. Loves to take naps. Is hyper one minute and yawning the next.
Can be very friendly and snuggly then all of a sudden is anti-social and needs space. Even though theres a lot of couch to be sat on, she wants to sit where im at. (But I did thank her for not wanting to sit on top of my head.)
She also tends to accidently now and then scratch me with her nails.
The only thing my gf said was-
"So you do love me for my unpredictability in our relationship!"
Yup, another cat trait, unpredictability.
Photograph, Taken/Owned by me, Plethos
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20 responses
@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
24 Jan 18
I am laughing my butt off @Plethos . At least she didn't try to rip your eyes out. Or something else. 
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@nanette64 (20363)
• Fairfield, Texas
24 Jan 18
@Plethos Good thing she gave the appropriate response, ain't it? You may want to wear a football cup just in case. 
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
24 Jan 18
@nanette64 - i glad shes like a cat and not like a sabretooth tiger .
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@infatuatedbby (94909)
• United States
23 Jan 18
Hmmmmmmmm, not your girlfriend but that description also fits me! Hey at least I admit it! 
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
23 Jan 18
@infatuatedbby - freak him out a bit one day and just start purring.
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
1 Feb 18
@Plethos though probably not with nine lives
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@BearArtistLady (6029)
• United States
23 Jan 18
You forgot about the curiosity, fascination with the toilet, and doesn't slap the daylights out of dogs with her claws. OH, and lays claim to the most comfortable seats in the house. My cats also took over the majority of my water bed and wanted samples of my meals.
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@BearArtistLady (6029)
• United States
24 Jan 18
@Plethos Oh, you forgot one! Those darned fish farts!!! The cat will eat the fish flavored cat food and about an hour later crawl up in your lap and let rip one of the most obnoxious smelling (kill you where you sit) cat food farts on the planet!!!! Then will gaze at you adoringly as if they did something super wonderful!!!! 
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
24 Jan 18
@BearArtistLady - thankfully , that hasnt happened.
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@Fishmomma (11658)
• United States
30 Jan 18
I chuckled at the responses and your comment about your head. I'm ready for a nap.
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@Letranknight2015 (52665)
• Philippines
25 Jan 18
THey can be definitely really scary.
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@DaddyEvil (174208)
• United States
31 Jan 18
SMH! You've just described every girlfriend I've ever had, Plethos!
Hmmm... have you ever been married? (grinning at you!)
Hmmm... have you ever been married? (grinning at you!)2 people like this
Oh, I was going to tease you... Sorry, buddy. I didn't realize...
@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
25 Jan 18
Oh, my! Are you my Husband?? She sounds like me. Therefore, I must be a cat too. This makes me happy.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
26 Jan 18
@Plethos My distractions are shadows and sparkly lights, but wool does have a slight appeal.
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@Gita17112016 (3611)
• Trinidad And Tobago
25 Jan 18
You are describing women generally. And you can add to the list...after all that, they hear only what they want to hear.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
24 Jan 18
as long as she doesn't run through the house after using the bathroom..
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@topffer (42155)
• France
23 Jan 18
You are a flatterer! A French best seller book is called "Act and Think like a Cat". The back page says : 'The cat is free, quiet, observer, wise, elegant, charismatic, independent, proud... Live your daily life better by taking your inspiration from cats."
! A French best seller book is called "Act and Think like a Cat". The back page says : 'The cat is free, quiet, observer, wise, elegant, charismatic, independent, proud... Live your daily life better by taking your inspiration from cats."2 people like this
@everwonderwhy (7355)
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24 Jan 18
Looks like you, two, lovers, read each other's mind, body language and vibes.
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