Bruce Forsyth's favourite joke

@indexer (4852)
Leicester, England
February 23, 2018 9:48am CST
British people will certainly know the name of Bruce Forsyth, an all-round entertainer who died last August at the age of 89. He was renowned for telling truly terrible jokes, but this one was said to be his favourite and I don't reckon that it's too awful! A man comes homes and tells his strait-laced wife that he has heard that the milkman has slept with every woman on the street, bar one. To which his wife replies: "I bet it's that stuck-up cow at Number 54".
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Feb 18
I saw Forsyth on TV and he had that humor particular to you Brits.
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@indexer (4852)
• Leicester, England
23 Feb 18
I have to agree - we are a pretty odd lot!
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Feb 18
@indexer I never understood the magic of Tony Hancock or the two Ernies.
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@indexer (4852)
• Leicester, England
23 Feb 18
@JohnRoberts Tony Hancock was a much-missed comic genius of blessed memory! The two Ernies? Do you mean the Two Ronnies? Or maybe Morecambe and Wise, the latter of whom was Ernie?
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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
23 Feb 18
We are not supposed to post jokes on myLot. It is against the rules.
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@indexer (4852)
• Leicester, England
24 Feb 18
OK - I didn't know that. Thanks for the advice.
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@akalinus (44366)
• United States
26 Feb 18
@indexer You need to read all the rules. Some of the stuff is not bad, it is just against the rules. You can't put recipes on here either. You can't copy things online and put them here. That is plagiarism. Don't do it. Write in your own words.
@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
23 Feb 18
Higher? Or Lower? Nice to see you...