New Fortune Cookie Sayings #20

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Here is a new batch of fortune cookie sayings: 1. You'll never get cleaned in a tub of ice cream. 2. Beware of your dream date that starts getting hairy under a full moon. 3. A body that resembles a bread box will not bring home the butter. 4. Spelling bees may be intense, but they are no match for killer bees. 5. Wearing pajamas with rubber duckies is guaranteed to put a dent in your love life.