Dorito Man-Thong

Chips and Salsa
@Plethos (13718)
United States
April 10, 2018 11:38pm CST
This week marks three years that i've been with my GF and in celebration of the occasion, I thought i'd send her a somewhat sexy selfie of my booty in a thong. Yup a man thong with bare skinned ass cheeks. After I looked at the photo, I started to laugh uncontrollably because of what I noticed in the photo. The way my cheeks were swallowing the undies, it made the triangle part look as if my cheeks were balancing a doritos chip in between the top of my booty crack. Needless to say, I think i'll take her out to dinner on friday and maybe show her the picture when she's drinking from her glass. Or maybe I should just delete it. ***Hope this wasn't too much imagery for some folks*** Photograph- Taken,Owned by me, Plethos
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19 responses
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Apr 18
That is awesome! Yes show her the picture at Dinner.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
im afraid to, i might cause liquid to come out of her nose and then ill get pimp slapped !
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Apr 18
@Plethos C`mon, be a man that took that picture
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
@andriaperry - id like to return to the restaurant . ill show her the real thing, hows that !
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@LadyDuck (502204)
• Italy
11 Apr 18
Do not delete, show her while she is drinking, have fun.
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@LadyDuck (502204)
• Italy
11 Apr 18
@Plethos You should not renounce to look at her face while you show her the photo.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
@LadyDuck - lol, is that because the other cheeks will be looking at her?
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
im 50/50 on this.
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• United States
11 Apr 18
So you really do own a thong Happy 3 years to you & your girlfriend
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
yes i own a thong, or two, or more. wanna see pic proof? THE THONGS! NOT MY BOOTY ! thank you!
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• United States
11 Apr 18
@Plethos OOOOOOH so you do like your thongs, show it to her!!!
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
@infatuatedbby - imma get all magic mike like.
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@sprite1950 (30461)
• Corsham, England
11 Apr 18
Haha, it did conjure up mental pictures but it's ok I haven't gone blind!
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@sprite1950 (30461)
• Corsham, England
11 Apr 18
@Plethos Go on then I dare you .. and put it up here
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
i can draw you a picture if you like,
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
@sprite1950 - ill try, ive got some things to do. my artistry is not that great , but i will try.
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@jstory07 (148720)
• Roseburg, Oregon
2 May 18
I agree with @LadyDuck. Show her and have some fun.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
2 May 18
done.
@DianneN (254949)
• United States
11 Apr 18
I'd take her out and let her finish swallowing before showing her that photo. You are hilarious!!!!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
12 Apr 18
@Plethos Too bad you couldn't show us your thong photo, so we could be the judge of that!
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
12 Apr 18
@DianneN - you flatterer !
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
im hilariously sexy !
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• United States
11 Apr 18
i've never liked thongs.it's assfloss..
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• United States
12 Apr 18
@Plethos cause you usually don't have to walk around with it..
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• United States
12 Apr 18
@Plethos now you get it.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
12 Apr 18
@scarlet_woman - so true. sometimes though, when that string piece of fabric starts moving forward and backward between my buttocks, i start to feel like a pull string lawn mower that just wont start.no matter how much you pull the cord.
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@snowy22315 (208767)
• United States
3 May 18
I say go for it!
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
3 May 18
i did.
• Preston, England
4 May 18
if I tried that it would be the end of my relationship for sure - guessing the reveal will be at her house or yours as it might not meet approval in most restaurants
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• Preston, England
7 May 18
@Plethos cool, maybe best not wearing them on the bus on route
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
8 May 18
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
4 May 18
Her place. She slapped ne her approval.
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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
11 Apr 18
It sounds sexy statements.lol I am sure it would be irresistible.
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@Shavkat (141906)
• Philippines
12 Apr 18
@Plethos I am sure she will, my friend. It is a fruit of an effort.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
well, if she likes, then thats all that matters.
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@id_peace (17036)
• Singapore
29 May 18
Actually I am more interested in your food picture.
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@epiffanie (11327)
• Australia
12 Apr 18
She'll probably be surprised if she hasn't seen you wearing one before ..
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@epiffanie (11327)
• Australia
12 Apr 18
@Plethos ahahaah!! ..I can imagine ..
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
12 Apr 18
knowing her, shed probably leave a hand print on me. i better get a rape whistle just in case.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
12 Apr 18
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
11 Apr 18
That's a hoot. Mebbe she is thinking similarly, speaking of hooters...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
11 Apr 18
@Plethos My memory of the establishment was a tight vest and orange hot-pants... Maybe things have changed.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
she does have a hooters t-shirt.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
@pgntwo - not me, my memories of hooters is pushed up hooters and 70s style orange running shorts. all worn by the local lady students from the nearby university.
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@JudyEv (381837)
• Rockingham, Australia
11 Apr 18
That is so funny. Just make sure your GF doesn't choke.
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@JudyEv (381837)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Apr 18
@Plethos Better brush up on your skills then.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
if she does, i know cpr.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54714)
• United States
8 May 18
You should definitely show her the picture
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
8 May 18
she should keep it her desk in her office in the pre-school where she teaches or maybe not
@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
11 Apr 18
I think you should post it here so that we can give our opinion of it. :)
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
(hmm, wonder if itll make money on here)
• Phoenix, Arizona
15 May 18
That is very funny! I wish my fiance would send me pics like that. He is too embarrassed.
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
15 May 18
i may be chubby, but my booty is very cherub like
@aureliah (24687)
• Kenya
3 May 18
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@ivanituut (1933)
11 Apr 18
Haha nice man :)
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
11 Apr 18
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