my new boyfriend
By Elizabeth
@Poppylicious (11134)
United Kingdom
May 31, 2018 7:50am CST
Oh, my gosh!
I have such exciting news for you, Dear Reader!
I have a new boyfriend. His name is Shane and he's a bit of a bad boy. I used to buy him beer in the pub, but it transpired that he was an alcoholic and one day I found him close to the cliff edge teetering on the brink of suicide.
I saved him, took him to Hospital. Now he's in therapy. And he owns some BLUE chickens. Yes, BLUE! How fandangly and splendid is that? I buy him pizza; he's putting on weight and has a healthy glow about him.
It's only the beginning stages of our blossoming relationship, but I have good vibes about this.
And, don't fret! Husband knows and gives his blessing. After all, he introduced me to the game, he can't really take it away from me now!
Does anybody else play Stardew Valley? I think I'm a bit addicted to it and I fully expect to dream of my pixelated, character in a PS4 game, boyfriend Shane tonight.
Oh, Shane! My love!
Who says console/computer games are only for young people?!
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11 responses
@mlgen1037 (29882)
• Manila, Philippines
31 May 18
Are you playing SIMS, Elizabeth?
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
Stardew Valley. It's more fun than The Sims, which I always got bored of too quickly. SV has quests and whatnot which make it more fun.
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@mlgen1037 (29882)
• Manila, Philippines
31 May 18
@id_peace Hahaha. So it is better to kill them than staying alive? 
@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
@id_peace Husband bought it for me for Christmas and I'm just getting into it. He thought I'd enjoy it because it's a teeny bit like Farmville, and I was addicted to that back in the day!
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
4 Jun 18
sounds fun - not a gaming player myself - hope it goes well. = The blue chickens sound great lol
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
6 Jun 18
@Poppylicious cool, hope the match went well too
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
5 Jun 18
He took me to a match on Sunday. We smooched! Exciting!
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@amadeo (111937)
• United States
31 May 18
@Poppylicious good for you.chill out and relax
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
I think I'm enjoying it a little too much. I have plenty to do too, but as I'm not at work this week, it's just nice to chill and relax.
@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
*gasp* We're not going to eat them!
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@Jessabuma (31696)
• Baguio, Philippines
31 May 18
Hehehe!!! I thought you really got new boyfriend..
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
Haha, I'm not sure Husband would give his blessing to a real boyfriend!
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@Jessabuma (31696)
• Baguio, Philippines
1 Jun 18
@Poppylicious hahaha!!! Of course not
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@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
31 May 18
lol This reminds me of my daughter and her anime boyfriends. Well, at least fictional characters can't get you in trouble
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@LeaPea2417 (40020)
• Toccoa, Georgia
22 Aug 18
Oh goodness, I thought you meant you had a real boyfriend! I have never heard of that video game!
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
23 Aug 18
Oh, goodness. We got married, but he was so slovenly that I divorced him. I'm now married to Sam, and we have a daughter, Edith. However, I'm sort of crushing on his best friend Sebastian, so ...
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@RasmaSandra (97912)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
31 May 18
Never heard of the game and I don't play any kind of video games. It does sound interesting and I too want blue chickens. Hope you enjoy your time in Stardew Valley.
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
5 Jun 18
Thankfully I'm back at work this week so I have no time for the addiction. Phew!
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
31 May 18
Me too! I'm hoping that Shane will give me some. :)
