Mirror Mirror On The...WTF?

@porwest (112717)
United States
September 16, 2018 5:04pm CST
Aging sucks. I mean, it really does. I hate it when people tell me I have not changed a bit. I know they are lying. They must be lying. I went to the mirror today and stared into it for a second or two. "How do I look?" I asked it. "I mean, I DO look good for 45 don't I? I AM still a handsome man, aren't I? I don't look like I have aged a bit have I?" Suddenly the mirror shattered before me. "What the hell did you do that for?" I asked the mirror incredulously. "Sorry," the mirror said with a chuckle. "But you cracked me up."
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The Fly One
@aureliah (24687)
• Kenya
16 Sep 18
Hahaha you have an intelligent mirror. Your facial features are probably the same as they were when you were 20
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
16 Sep 18
My mirror is intelligent? Are you suggesting it was RIGHT??? As for my facial features, you are right. But my face itself has more wrinkles. And since I have facial hair...much more gray in my moustache and beard.
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The Fly One
@aureliah (24687)
• Kenya
22 Sep 18
@porwest Sometimes mirrors are evil different mirrors give me different results.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
27 Sep 18
@aureliah Fun mirrors are the best. At least I KNOW it is distorted.
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (127116)
• United States
16 Sep 18
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rakski
@rakski (156200)
• Philippines
17 Sep 18
I guess the mirror do not want to tell a lie.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
17 Sep 18
I guess not. lol
Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
18 Sep 18
That's the best joke I've heard today.
Judy Evans
@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Sep 18
lol That is pretty funny. Mostly I avoid mirrors.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
18 Sep 18
@porwest Yes, you can pretend a lot of stuff away from a mirror.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
4 Nov 18
@JudyEv Indeed. Sometimes I just tell myself it must be the lighting. Like when I see all the gray hair on my head. Yup. HAS to be the lighting.
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
18 Sep 18
Me too. They just tend to stifle my reality which exists in my mind.
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Courage7
@Courage7 (19626)
• United States
16 Sep 18
And this is why I don´t go near the mirrors lol
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Courage7
@Courage7 (19626)
• United States
17 Sep 18
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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Probably a good idea and something I should take heed to for the future. lol
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allen0187
@allen0187 (59648)
• Philippines
17 Sep 18
Too funny!
Pat Z Anthony
@PatZAnthony (14749)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
16 Sep 18
Good one. Some of do look like the same person we were when we were younger, but the hair and skin changes certainly do tell our age!
Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
16 Sep 18
I hear this all the time.Most of them need to get glasees
Angie
@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Sep 18
Thank you, I wont ask my mirror those questions.
Bush Stan
@Kosgey (1760)
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17 Sep 18
Hahaha,aging is natural you cannt avoid it but you can concealed by applying some synthetic oil.