a spoonful of sugar

United Kingdom
September 17, 2018 5:05pm CST
Husband shoved his phone in my face earlier to show me a trailer for the new Mary Poppins film. For some really bizarre reason he thinks that I want to go and see it when it's released. Um, no! I'd go just to see if Dick Van Dyke still does a really atrocious Cockney accent, but otherwise ... Why didn't they just remake it it? Because let's be honest, it looks like a remake rather then the follow up it's supposed to be. Same story, just set thirty years-ish in the future. And nobody - NOBODY - will ever be the Mary Poppins that Julie Andrews was. Especially Emily Blunt. Plus, the songs sound rubbish. And Ben Whishaw's moustache looks ridiculous. There are some classic films which should never be ruined, and Mary Poppins is one of those films. I loved it when I was a child, despite not being keen on musicals because I just couldn't understand why a bunch of strangers would suddenly all start singing the same song and following the same dance steps. Indeed, the bit where they're all *high* really irked me as an ickle nipper. I mean, seriously. How does laughing squash your face against the ceiling? My reluctance to engage in musical film as a child also led to a love of Chitti Chittti Bang Bang, The Sound of Music and Cliff Richard's Summer Holiday. So, yep. Maybe I DID love musicals after all, despite my disgust at their non-realistic tendencies.
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@amadeo (111937)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Have not seen the trailer on this.Or do I want to.Nothing can replace the original.It is going to be a flop.
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• United Kingdom
18 Sep 18
It may not be a flop. Children won't necessarily have needed to see the prequel and parents/grandparents will want to find out what happened to the Banks children when they became adults. And, it's on at Christmas.
@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
17 Sep 18
So Phantom of the Opera is out as well? The film version of Chicago? The Kidman/McGregor/Broadbent antics in Moulin Rouge? The Greatest Showman? Even the Muppet Movie.... Oh my.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Sep 18
@Poppylicious Ah. There, you have me. My only contact with Paris has been to connect through one of the airports en route to and from N'djamena many years, nay decades ago.
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• United Kingdom
18 Sep 18
Not seen a single one of those. :p I have, however, been to been to Moulin Rouge.
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• United States
17 Sep 18
I am not a big fan of musicals either. I can stand a few minutes of them at a time and then I want to change the channel. I won't waste my money going out to see them. I like the ability to fast forward through the awkward talking bits and forget the plot, just give me the music.
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• United Kingdom
18 Sep 18
I would rather fast forward through the music and just watch the awkward talking bits!
@RasmaSandra (97912)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
18 Sep 18
I love many musicals and I agree with you the original Mary Poppins should have been left as it was and not remade. You can never really remake a classic.
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• United Kingdom
18 Sep 18
I would have less of a problem if it was just a remake rather than a remake pretending to be a sequel. I wouldn't even mind a contemporary version, but without music!
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@xFiacre (14782)
• Ireland
18 Sep 18
@poppylicious It seems that movie makers have run out of new ideas of their own so have to hitch a ride on the back of former successes, and that’s supposed to be clever. Of course lots of people with give them money to see their derivitaive nonsense which proves not the film’s excellence, but the gullibility of the cinema-going public.
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@Namelesss (3364)
• United States
17 Sep 18
Husbands area weird lot. Mine has ideas like this too. I try not to let him see the eyerolls.
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• United Kingdom
18 Sep 18
Oh, I'm happy to let him see the whole eye-roll thing!
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