Corny Joke Jim #2
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
United States
September 19, 2018 6:26pm CST
I do not write jokes for a living, and for obvious reasons. But I DO write jokes. I thought from time to time I would share them here just to see what the reactions might be.
At work, I am sometimes referred to as Corny Joke Jim.
Sometimes you make the mark, and sometimes you don't. But because I lose nothing by sharing, I say why the heck not at least share?
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I once knew a guy by the name of Matt Tress. He was a good guy, but he was always getting laid into.
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And there you have it. My second installment. Ba-dump-bump.
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@Deepizzaguy (122070)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
20 Sep 18
At least your jokes are funnier than those so called comedians at awards shows that are off key by mocking God.
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@Deepizzaguy (122070)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
26 Mar 25
@porwest Neither would I make a living being a standup comedian either.
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@porwest (112717)
• United States
26 Mar 25
@Deepizzaguy I might just get a lot of free salad fixings. lol
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@PatZAnthony (14749)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
19 Oct 18
Yes, it is corning and did take me a minute to get it! Sounds like something we would hear on a TV show. Maybe you should try to earn a bit!
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
20 Sep 18
I hurt myself rolling my eyes so far back in my head.
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@FayeHazel (40230)
• United States
23 Sep 18
Ah ha ha. Brilliant. It's sort of funny, I totally mis-read the joke the first time through. Nevermind what I thought ….

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