Hola, I Soy Mori
By PLETHOS
@Plethos (13718)
United States
October 18, 2018 4:41am CST
Hello ladies and gentlemen, damas y caballeros.
My nombre is Mori, Mori El Mariachi.
I am the new companero to mi jefe, Plethos.
When jefe cruises in his carrito, Yo bailo and keep an eye out for peligro.
You can say im a "amuleto de la suerte" to him.
I've scared animals from running in front of his path by geeving dem the "OJO".
Have guided him to prime parking at jefe's second casa, Stahboox.
We go everywhere. Jefe drives, I bobble. With me trumpet in one hand and ritmo
in mi body, we travel.
I do have one teensy eensy problema with jefe and his driving. Sometimes jefe makes
turns veryyy . . . how you say? ..... short? fast? Charp? That I slide from one end to another,
it makes mi maracas sheever from the skeer!
Pues, this is all for today, hopefully I can have adventures to tell you about in the future.
Gif- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos
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2 responses
@DaddyEvil (174237)
• United States
3 Nov 18
Hmmm... is there a translation to straight English somewhere around here? 
Nah, I'm kidding... I got it.
You really should be more careful making those turns, Jefe... Your little Mori might slide out a window! 

Nah, I'm kidding... I got it.
You really should be more careful making those turns, Jefe... Your little Mori might slide out a window! 
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@Plethos (13718)
• United States
5 Nov 18
@DaddyEvil - my bony appearance didnt clue you ?
-MORI
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No, I just thought Jefe wasn't feeding you very well. 
-MORI
-Mori