Poem February 14th
@arthurchappell (44941)
Preston, England
February 14, 2019 2:47pm CST
Hope everyone has a great Valentine’s Day
Poem - February 14th
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not very original
Is this the best you can do?
Valentine’s Day initials are VD
Which is about as romantic as you are to me
I won’t be your Valentine
So for God's sake stop trying to be mine
Notice that this is not a card
It shouldn’t be too hard
To see I don’t want you anywhere near me
This is a restraining order for you
The police and social workers have signed it too
Note the lack of hearts, kisses and flowers
Go away and do your three hundred hours
Community Service for stalking and staring
It’s none of your business what perfume I’m wearing
Get it through your rotten thick skull,
I find you creepy, repulsive and dull
So shove your gifts where the Sun can’t shine.
I’m not you’re sweetheart and you are not mine.
Arthur Chappell
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12 responses
@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
15 Feb 19
@LadyDuck I actually quite enjoy it really though I rarely get cards
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@LadyDuck (502148)
• Italy
16 Feb 19
@arthurchappell I never get cards, my husband has never been someone who likes to write cards.
1 person likes this
@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
16 Feb 19
@LadyDuck That's a shame. It doesn't take much to say happy valentine and add a few xx
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 Feb 19
@Marilynda1225 I reckon that would work lol
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
15 Feb 19
@xander6464 not sure if Hallmark would agree lol
@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
15 Feb 19
@xander6464 if they realize there is a market for it yes
@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 Feb 19
@Fleura I think I'm getting cynical in my old age
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@Fleura (34927)
• United Kingdom
14 Feb 19
@arthurchappell It's taken you a while : )
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
19 Feb 19
@Fleura I was in my old age from about 12 onwards
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
15 Feb 19
@JudyEv we should celebrate our partners all year round not just one day a year
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
16 Feb 19
@arthurchappell That's my thought exactly. I want to be treated considerately all year not just on a couple of special days.
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@acelawrites (19272)
• Philippines
14 Feb 19
Witty poem; but why is the heart not complete?
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@arthurchappell (44941)
• Preston, England
14 Feb 19
@acelawrites my drawing skills are not great - it is just a crude heart shaped blob
