My cousin - 'Hunter'

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Ok,we have one guy in family...his name is Ceda (of Cedomir) And for all of us Ceda is closest (a distant) relative whom we have...And no one really knows what his true 'come' to us, this nervous loner - uncle, brother or.....so we all call him a further cousin. (To me comes and 300 euro from the last New Year when he went to Milan) That why I like to treat him as a closer-farthest debtor who I have. For now. Ceda was sworn male-hunter who is looking in areas of Europe, looking for prey-female with the clear goal that never finds-for permanently! From the last hunting ground (from mountains Kopaonik) before couple days, he returned to Belgrade tanned and happy. When he driving the highway E-75 somewhere near Kragujevac he got my sms "How are you?" He immediately reply 'By the black circles under the eyes - night is known' It was clear to me that a few 'partridge' hooked up for hunting belt and that all of me he will narrate when he pick me up at the evening in the cafe as a victim of hunting stories.. I always laugh at him - sometimes,because what he say is really funny,often because of a stupidity...and sometimes because I feel bummer. (I guess because i was born such an emotional...and such will stay. For long.) You know...Hunters never catch enough, Ceda even more! At the entrance to Belgrade, he saw a 'female pheasant' in a blue 'Opel Corsa' 1.2 model and decided to shoot. First he had in mind the metaphor, than flirting, then to drive parallel with calling out, playing and a wink...and then the hunter really fired. In the parked truck Vojvodinaspeed's. Barely 300 meters away from the toll gate near Belgrade. (Doctor on a duty had to write 'a report on violations' on the fax rolls because poor Ceda so well shoot, that on that list only a few small bones well-know to modern medicine has not been put.) The other a variety of ways including breaking and left knee which will no longer be able to serve. (His mouth is not damaged. Fortunately) However, I have been saving it effortless to use them while I struggled to make out where his head is...and where the rear area ....because,so wrapped and hung up by wires from the ceiling he looked like a duplicate of Lara Croft ready to overcomes infrared traps and open the door to patient rooms in which it placed itself. (How would he not shoot again) A lot has been around a young nurses...I know, he would not resist. (Even tied) 'What happen with my car?' - asked me a bunch of bandage, for which the nurse said that his head. 'Nothing' - I said...'I will give the ad for sale 'Ford Focus' in parts...you can see parts from Pozarevac to Belgrade' He little was silent...than the usual 'f*** you' before than he asked me to get closer. He wanted to express his view of accident...'Great woman...and she winked at me too...what a face...you know it when you see it that she has a brain...Ok, woman with the brain might not even be the most important point...but still point' Martyr. He not even feel it when i brought shaver. (He asked for it, I know very well that he does not need) He breathed deeply and I know that once before it is be possible to continue his hunt for 'partridge' and 'female pheasant' He is hunter-male and dot! Because of that I love so much Ceda. Because of that 'point to the brain'. I don't care for 300 euros. (free image: pixabay)