Caught!!! / myLot

United States

April 5, 2019 9:13am CST

Darn it all, the CIA caught me in my kiddie porn distribution. I got an e-mail from an agent at their headquarters in Turkey (obviously what they think I am), offering to forget my heinous crimes for a bitcoin deposit of $10,000. As the e-mail said, I’m wealthy and concerned about my reputation, so I immediately contacted the First Bank of Indiana about this. Y’know, the FBI....

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John Roberts

@JohnRoberts (109841)

• Los Angeles, California

5 Apr 19

I have some swamp land in Florida you might be interested in purchasing.....

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (86575)

• United States

5 Apr 19

Sorry, you can't fool me. I bought it last month from the same person who had the Brooklyn Bridge on Craigslist!

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John Roberts

@JohnRoberts (109841)

• Los Angeles, California

5 Apr 19

@FourWalls You may not know this but I am also a barrister in Nigeria and it has come to my attention that you have a claim for quite a substantial sum. Just a little greasing of the wheels.........

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Alfredo Rossi

@amadeo (111937)

• United States

5 Apr 19

did you get this straightened out?

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (86575)

• United States

5 Apr 19

This is a scam, Fresno. Nothing to straighten out.

Alfredo Rossi

@amadeo (111937)

• United States

5 Apr 19

@FourWalls Good.

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scarlet_woman

@scarlet_woman (23463)

• United States

7 Apr 19

holy crap.i don't know what's worse..they fact that they think people are that stupid,or the fact that some people ARE that stupid.

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MARILYN

@Marilynda1225 (91013)

• United States

5 Apr 19

Aren't these scams crazy! Of course I laughed when I read your post but it's sad to think that there are some people who take this seriously.

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (86575)

• United States

5 Apr 19

Absolutely. I'm sure that some people think the CIA and the FBI are the same agency. I'm also sure that some people think the government will just throw your crimes out the window for a few grand. Certainly enough wealthy people have gotten away with it.

Bensen32

@Bensen32 (28658)

• United States

5 Apr 19

Got to love these emails, they just make me laugh at how stupid they are. By the way while your handing out $10k of bitcoin you should send me some too, I know what you did last summer.