President I'm Not A Crook, II

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MyLot Exclusive #215 What possible reason could President I'm Not A Crook, II...Do you like that? It's my latest invention, naming Presidents the same way we name Popes. It was a sensation around the office this afternoon. Everyone loved it but it sparked a considerable amount of debate when it came to picking one for my friend Donny. Some of the suggestions that were made...Whew!...They'd curl your hair. I couldn't even tell you what they are without being embarrassed to death. It's probably a good thing that my friend Wilma---Wilma Hays, the MyLot Censor, not Wilma Flintstone, she's my friend Fred's wife---would never allow it. I kid you not. There were off-color...Unless blue is a color (If you don't understand that one, ask your grandparents)...references to Russian Ladies Of The Evening and their bathroom habits, in the bedroom, the lying, cheating and stealing, pornography starlets and, speaking of them, my friend Stormy stopped by---Stormy Daniels, not my friend Stormy Weather, she's a Meteorologist---and she offered suggestions based on Donny's atrocious Short Game. And then she talked about how lousy he is at golf. Anyway, we went round and round on all the good ideas and finally settled for one that's ready for Prime-Time, something Rachel can say out loud without getting embarrassed and/or Bleeped, President I'm Not A Crook, II...If you don't understand it, I'd love to explain it to you but my Editor-In-Chief, Style Manual, is telling me that we're getting dangerously close to going off-topic here and that makes her nervous and she already has enough ulcers. She's lucky she works for me. She'd be a total physical wreck if she worked for someone who likes to stray off the subject. So we'll get back to our one and only theme for today, "What Possible Reason could President I'm Not A Crook, II Have To Fear What Hope Hicks Is Going To Say Today? We know he's innocent (Not President Innocent, that's my friend, Bill. Bill Clinton, not my friend Bill Bailey. No one's quite sure what he does because he hasn't been home in years) because he said so. So what does he have to fear? What's going to come out today? I would love to speculate on it but Style says this one is already getting too long. And we wouldn't want her to get another ulcer so I'll just leave it to your imagination. Until Hope's testimony is released. In the meantime, live it up, MAGA people. rof #trofire #theringoffire Trump Tries To Claim Immunity Over Hope Hicks’ Testimony