My yearly Birthday rant
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
Calgary, Alberta
June 26, 2019 11:23am CST
Damn it! I am now the age Evita Peron died. 34! In my head I am still 24. The last 10 years didn't exist. 
Some of my Highschool classmates have teenage children now.
At least I am dating someone now so the fact I am old AF hurts less. I may be having a quarter life crisis since my current girlfriend is 10 years younger than me I guess because I refuse to grow up.
When I was a 8 years old I was very excited of Birthdays because of cakes.
I heard scientists are developing a technology where a person's consciousness will be extracted to a virtual world. If I will become digital, I will never age. I can look like my 21 year old self forever.
Damn existential crisis. If there are any vampires out there, Infect me and let me join you guys. Stop me from aging.
I am now older than John Belushi since he died at 33. Time to soak my innards with wine.
I look young for my age but I am afraid to lose my looks. I don't want to look like a raisin.
Some of my Highschool classmates have teenage children now.
At least I am dating someone now so the fact I am old AF hurts less. I may be having a quarter life crisis since my current girlfriend is 10 years younger than me I guess because I refuse to grow up.
When I was a 8 years old I was very excited of Birthdays because of cakes.
I heard scientists are developing a technology where a person's consciousness will be extracted to a virtual world. If I will become digital, I will never age. I can look like my 21 year old self forever.
Damn existential crisis. If there are any vampires out there, Infect me and let me join you guys. Stop me from aging.
I am now older than John Belushi since he died at 33. Time to soak my innards with wine.
I look young for my age but I am afraid to lose my looks. I don't want to look like a raisin.3 people like this
2 responses
@hereandthere (45651)
• Philippines
27 Jun 19
your post reminds me of oscar wilde's novel, the picture of dorian gray. belated happy birthday!
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
28 Jun 19
I just saw three silver hairs, I plucked them with all my anger.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
30 Aug 20
@hereandthere I plucked 15 today and its driving me crazy
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@hereandthere (45651)
• Philippines
29 Jun 19
@CaptAlbertWhisker i used to do that, too, when i started having them. but not anymore
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32507)
• Calgary, Alberta
28 Jun 19
I wont consider my self pretty but I do want to maintain my current ugliness and not make it worst.
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