HAPPY NATIONAL EAT YOUR JELLO DAY, 2019 / myLot

Wapello, Iowa

July 12, 2019 1:24pm CST

MyLot Exclusive #221 All of you, and many others, know that today, July 12, is NATIONAL EAT YOUR JELLO DAY. If you're not in that Group, fret not, for this is Why Jesus sent me to you. To remind you of Big Holidays like this. Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice! Sorrowful, yet always rejoicing; poor, yet making many rich; having nothing, and yet possessing everything! Rock out, brethren, with your strawberries out! But first, don't forget to layer them in deep, rich, delicious, satisfying JELL-O Brand Instant Gallatin ((If you're one of my dear, irreplaceable, valued friends who works for the IRS, I want to remind you that this is an unpaid and therefore nontaxable endorsement! As far as you know! So don't waste your time investigating it!)). Speaking of the Sorrowful, yet always Rejoicing, this is an especially sad day for all my Old, Rich, White, Male, Heterosexual (At least in public), Christian, Conservative Friends. They are the only demographic in history that has ever been discriminated against, you know, and it keeps getting worse. Now, the latest outrage is, the Long-Haired Hippie Communists are saying they can no longer have sex with unwilling underage boys and girls, without fear of being punished for it. The Godless Socialists are even calling it Rape! Can you believe that??? Rape charges are for Poor People!!! What don't the Brain-Dead Liberal Commies get about that???? But at least they still have Jello. For now. Lord only knows when the Mean Liberals will take that away, too. So enjoy this while you can. Unless you're lucky enough to be Poor, Gay, A Member Of A Minority and/or Female, cause you people always get everything you want and always will! While the unfortunate Rich White Male Christians just get the leftovers. Sometimes. On those rare occasions when you feel generous enough to toss some of them into their pens. HAPPY NATIONAL EAT YOUR JELLO DAY, 2019 EAT YOUR JELLO DAY – July 12 https://nationaldaycalendar.com/eat-your-jello-day-july-12/ And now, here are my friends Jack, Mary and Don with a word or two about Delicious JELL-O. 1939 JELL-O Commercial robcat2075 Published on Dec 14, 2013 SUBSCRIBE 304 The mid-program commercial for JELL-O, Jack Benny's sponsor. February 5, 1939

1939 JELL-O Commercial

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The mid-program commercial for JELL-O, Jack Benny's sponsor. February 5, 1939

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sophie a

@sophie09 (34246)

• Indonesia

13 Jul 19

is jello kind of jelly?

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Greg

@xander6464 (40858)

• Wapello, Iowa

13 Jul 19

No. It's totally different. Here's the Wiki definition of it: Jell-O is sold prepared (ready-to-eat), or in powder form, and is available in various colors and flavors. The powder contains powdered gelatin and flavorings, including sugar or artificial sweeteners. It is dissolved in hot water, then chilled and allowed to set. Fruit, vegetables, and whipped cream can be added to make elaborate snacks that can be molded into shapes. Jell-O must be put in a refrigerator until served, and once set, it can be eaten. Some nongelatin pudding and pie filling products are sold under the Jell-O brand. Pudding is cooked on the stove top with milk, then eaten warm or chilled until firmly set. Jell-O has an instant pudding product which is mixed with cold milk and chilled. To make pie fillings, the same products are prepared with less liquid.

Jell-O - Wikipedia

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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigation Jump to search This article is about the brand of dessert products. For gelatin desserts in general, see gelatin dessert. For other uses, see Jello (disambiguation). gelatin dessert made by Kraft Foo

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Greg

@xander6464 (40858)

• Wapello, Iowa

13 Jul 19

@sophie09 If you ever do encounter it, try it, it's not bad.

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sophie a

@sophie09 (34246)

• Indonesia

13 Jul 19

@xander6464 oh alright i get it know, we dont have this jell-o thingy here in my place or its just me who havent seen one yet

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (62072)

• United States

12 Jul 19

I have a colonoscopy later this month. I’ll eat my jello then.

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Greg

@xander6464 (40858)

• Wapello, Iowa

12 Jul 19

That's OK. You know what I always say, "NATIONAL EAT YOUR JELLO DAY isn't a date on the calendar, it's a place in the heart that can be visited anytime."

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Four Walls

@FourWalls (62072)

• United States

12 Jul 19

@xander6464 --

Exactly.