I don't know where this stuff comes from...

By JJ
@myklj999 (62969)
Olney, Illinois
August 23, 2019 4:32am CST
"I hereby curse thee, with the most vile curses, and your fruit shall rot in the womb, and your juices shall dry, and ye shall grow teeth in your vulva, yet will not find food for it" *burns incense and peppermint* *tosses a couple frogs in the pot* *adds eye of newt and genitals of platypus* *brings to a full boil* *adds hand of convicted murderer hung under the full moon* *removes from heat* *adds corn starch to thicken* *serves 6* ________________________________________________________ Not sure what this was about, showed up in my facebook 'memories' today from 6 years ago. But I think I may have figured out what I'm gonna have for supper tonight.
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@VivaLaDani13 (56140)
• Perth, Australia
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Ah! I was looking for this recipe. Thank you! *puts black cloak on*
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
24 Aug 19
How the hell does a discussion like this wind up at #2 on the Top Rated list?
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• Perth, Australia
24 Aug 19
@myklj999 Maybe what you posted was a spell? Sort of? Maybe? Not sure how mentioning a vulva in a spell can do it but never know!
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• United States
23 Aug 19
remind me not to come o'er to yer place fer supper, lol. ya must'a 'd loads'n yer mind 't the time though. perhaps a few folks 'd stepped'n yer last nerve?
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
I know I was living in the hotel at the time, so it's hard to say what hit me that day
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• United States
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 sure sounds's though ya were doin' some serious plottin'! 't least'n yer mind :)
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@May2k8 (16397)
• Indonesia
23 Aug 19
I think it's a recipe for magic, what will happen if I follow it.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
It will triple your earning rates here
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@May2k8 (16397)
• Indonesia
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Oh that's very good, I need this recipe
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@wolfgirl569 (53570)
• Marion, Ohio
23 Aug 19
Who were you mad at 6 years ago.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
Possibly someone at facebook...
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@kobesbuddy (148560)
• East Tawas, Michigan
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Kharla Jolly changed her name to Jenny Aniston, to protect the innocent:)
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• Belews Creek, North Carolina
23 Aug 19
I don't think my grocery store carries all of those ingredients.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
I have to order some from eBay and Amazon
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@marguicha (186303)
• Chile
24 Aug 19
Sounds right out of a witches´ coven. But a rich one. Where would anyone get most of those ingredients? Not at my supermarket
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@rebelann (97471)
• El Paso, Texas
23 Aug 19
Sometimes you are tooo funny ....... Sounds like a halloween curse from some old movie
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@DocAndersen (55140)
• United States
23 Aug 19
If I recall my spell casting, that is the banish raccoons to other yards spell.
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@arunima25 (72239)
• Bangalore, India
23 Aug 19
Seems like recipe for a witch potionI am not sure what made you write that
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@LadyDuck (386746)
• Switzerland
23 Aug 19
Did you write that? I wonder if you ate something similar the night before.
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@GardenGerty (143777)
• United States
23 Aug 19
Maybe it was sent by @Hardworkinggurl (see another post of mine if you want to). It does not sound really interesting, but the recipes and meals in the sidebar sound good.
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@Sojourn (13012)
• India
23 Aug 19
Were you practising wizardry ?
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@Morleyhunt (21678)
• Canada
23 Aug 19
Hmm. Sometimes Facebook memories seem random and bizarre. I think it's the lack of context that makes it seem so odd, Interesting recipie....I'm not sure I want to try it....but then again.....
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@rsa101 (34023)
• Philippines
23 Aug 19
I think it is some kind of witch's incantation of some sort and a recipe for something. Gross!
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@CarolDM (182152)
• United States
23 Aug 19
You must have had a very strange smoking experience perhaps.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
Nope, I was straight as an arrow that day, I'm just a bit weird
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@CarolDM (182152)
• United States
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Weird things happen online often with no explanation.
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@andriaperry (114680)
• Anniston, Alabama
24 Aug 19
Man that must have been some good sh^t, what an imagination. OR You had a serious woman problem. Ya know the teeth and no food thing.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
24 Aug 19
Or I am simply a mental case.
@Tampa_girl7 (47672)
• United States
23 Aug 19
That's very weird.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
I have this weird streak that just pops out through my computer occasionally
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@FourWalls (42332)
• United States
23 Aug 19
Thanks, JJ, I have to clean up the restaurant because I spewed at the “serves 6” line. PS: sorry I’m so far away or Lori and I would come over for dinner.
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@myklj999 (62969)
• Olney, Illinois
23 Aug 19
I think I was suffering from boredom in the hotel when I wrote this
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• United States
27 Aug 19
tsk.baptising an egg with their name and letting it rot is so much easier.
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@sharon6345 (312668)
• United States
23 Aug 19
Wow.. lordy.
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