I don't know where this stuff comes from...
By JJ
@myklj999 (62969)
Olney, Illinois
August 23, 2019 4:32am CST
"I hereby curse thee, with the most vile curses, and your fruit shall rot in the womb, and your juices shall dry, and ye shall grow teeth in your vulva, yet will not find food for it"
*burns incense and peppermint*
*tosses a couple frogs in the pot*
*adds eye of newt and genitals of platypus*
*brings to a full boil*
*adds hand of convicted murderer hung under the full moon*
*removes from heat*
*adds corn starch to thicken*
*serves 6*
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Not sure what this was about, showed up in my facebook 'memories' today from 6 years ago.
But I think I may have figured out what I'm gonna have for supper tonight. 
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26 responses
@VivaLaDani13 (56140)
• Perth, Australia
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Ah! I was looking for this recipe. Thank you! *puts black cloak on*
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@VivaLaDani13 (56140)
• Perth, Australia
24 Aug 19
@myklj999 Maybe what you posted was a spell? Sort of? Maybe? Not sure how mentioning a vulva in a spell can do it but never know! 
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@crazyhorseladycx (39466)
• United States
23 Aug 19
remind me not to come o'er to yer place fer supper, lol. ya must'a 'd loads'n yer mind 't the time though. perhaps a few folks 'd stepped'n yer last nerve?
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@crazyhorseladycx (39466)
• United States
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 sure sounds's though ya were doin' some serious plottin'! 't least'n yer mind :)
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@kobesbuddy (148560)
• East Tawas, Michigan
23 Aug 19
@myklj999 Kharla Jolly changed her name to Jenny Aniston, to protect the innocent:)
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@SophiaMorros (5022)
• Belews Creek, North Carolina
23 Aug 19
I don't think my grocery store carries all of those ingredients.
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@marguicha (186303)
• Chile
24 Aug 19
Sounds right out of a witches´ coven. But a rich one. Where would anyone get most of those ingredients? Not at my supermarket
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Sometimes you are tooo funny .......
Sounds like a halloween curse from some old movie
@DocAndersen (55140)
• United States
23 Aug 19
If I recall my spell casting, that is the banish raccoons to other yards spell.
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@arunima25 (72239)
• Bangalore, India
23 Aug 19
Seems like recipe for a witch potionI am not sure what made you write that
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@GardenGerty (143777)
• United States
23 Aug 19
Maybe it was sent by @Hardworkinggurl (see another post of mine if you want to). It does not sound really interesting, but the recipes and meals in the sidebar sound good.
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@Morleyhunt (21678)
• Canada
23 Aug 19
Hmm.
Sometimes Facebook memories seem random and bizarre. I think it's the lack of context that makes it seem so odd,
Interesting recipie....I'm not sure I want to try it....but then again.....
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@andriaperry (114680)
• Anniston, Alabama
24 Aug 19
Man that must have been some good sh^t, what an imagination.
OR
You had a serious woman problem. Ya know the teeth and no food thing.
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@FourWalls (42332)
• United States
23 Aug 19
Thanks, JJ, I have to clean up the restaurant because I spewed at the “serves 6” line.
PS: sorry I’m so far away or Lori and I would come over for dinner.
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@scarlet_woman (23519)
• United States
27 Aug 19
tsk.baptising an egg with their name and letting it rot is so much easier.
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