Snoring: My Hubby is the Snore Monster

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Does your husband snore or men, do YOU snore? If you are like me and have laid in bed awake many nights waiting for the hubby to stop snoring or trying to move him into another position to stop the snoring, you can relate. My husband denied snoring for many years. He worked shift work when we first got married and often had overtime jobs after work involving security at pipeline companies. When he did make it home he crashed and was snoring within minutes. We all just laughed at his claim of "not snoring." Then one night our three girls all under the age of 8 at the time ended up in our bedroom crying. They were all in a panic with tears running down their faces. I asked what was wrong and the youngest, the twins who were around five at the time said there was a monster in the house. Our oldest child confirmed this as they had gotten her up first to see if she heard the monster too. I got up and went to look for the monster. They all told me the monster was loud and scary. We went into the oldest daughter's bedroom first. No monsters found or heard. Next to the twins' bedroom. We were turning around to go out when this gargling like sound came forth. They all pointed to the closet and said, "the monster is in there." I opened the closet and said, "Nope, nothing in here but I know where the monster is." I took them back to our bedroom and daddy was again in his deep sleep and snoring away. They were relieved to see no monster lived in our house or closet. This became a big joke within the family and to this date, we tease the girls about the monster in the closet. Anyone else have a good story to tell about snoring? Photo: Pixabay, public domain