Those Dang Itis Boys
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (86580)
United States
September 14, 2019 11:27am CST
Four medical experts, four different opinions.
So much for getting a “second opinion.” 
But one name keeps popping up: those dang Itis boys.
Arthur Itis. Berce Itis. Tenden Itis.
I’ve heard ‘em all mentioned.
One of them (or maybe more than one, or maybe all three) resides in my shoulders and upper arms.
I’m sort of scared to go to PT next week, because I might get another Itis boy mentioned that I haven’t heard of before!
If you have any of these Itis boys harassing you, I’m sorry. It hurts. Sometimes terribly. I pray you find some relief, because, from a pain perspective, I know what you’re going through.
My go-to medical discussion song, courtesy of the late, great Randall Hylton:
But one name keeps popping up: those dang Itis boys.
Arthur Itis. Berce Itis. Tenden Itis.
I’ve heard ‘em all mentioned.
One of them (or maybe more than one, or maybe all three) resides in my shoulders and upper arms.
I’m sort of scared to go to PT next week, because I might get another Itis boy mentioned that I haven’t heard of before!
If you have any of these Itis boys harassing you, I’m sorry. It hurts. Sometimes terribly. I pray you find some relief, because, from a pain perspective, I know what you’re going through.
My go-to medical discussion song, courtesy of the late, great Randall Hylton:
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5 responses
@GreatMartin (23670)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
15 Sep 19
I have 14 itises and we are living happily ever after--on the 16 meds I take!
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
20 Sep 19
I may have tendinitis in my wrist. My writing hand. It's been sore for two months.
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@teamfreak16 (43571)
• Denver, Colorado
15 Sep 19
Right now I'm experiencing "How much more could the Rockies' bullpen suck?"-itis.
Sorry, I got nothing.
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@FourWalls (86580)
• United States
15 Sep 19
Look at the bright side: they aren’t participating in the toilet bowl series this weekend. That “honor” goes to the Tigers and Orioles.
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