The secret to a longer life...
October 8, 2019 5:55am CST
According to recent studies, birthdays are extremely good for your health. 100% of people sampled for the study were found to live longer if they celebrate more birthdays than people that celebrate fewer birthdays. People that stop having birthdays soon die, which has led scientists to theorize that birthdays are inherent to living a long life. Science is making simply astonishing discoveries these days.
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This is the way people confuse cause and effect in serious studies (and this isn't one of them - it isn't April 1st is it?). Yes having a longer life correlates with having more birthdays, but the birthdays do not cause the long lifespan!