I'd better donate. I feel threatened! / myLot

Walnut Creek, California

November 8, 2019 1:02pm CST

This was today's email from Donald Trump. Donald Trump personally noticed that I hadn't yet donated to his Impeachment Defense Fund! Am I going to lose my job? Will my forthcoming book be banned? Will the FBI be knocking at my door? Do you think I should donate, just to be safe? --- Friend, Where have you been? We just gave President Trump the most recent list of Patriots who have joined our Official Impeachment Defense Task Force, and he noticed you STILL haven’t joined. Your support is CRITICAL right now, which is why President Trump asked us to personally reach out to you about becoming a member of our Official Impeachment Defense Task Force. We’ve received an OVERWHELMING amount of support from our members so far, and President Trump appreciates all of the responses. Just take a look at the ones we’ve gotten so far: (scrolling list of positive comments about Donald Trump)

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topffer

@topffer (42155)

• France

8 Nov 19

The fund is based in Nigeria or in Ukraine ?

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The Horse

@TheHorse (238268)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Nov 19

Maybe Ukraine.

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Angie

@andriaperry (118793)

• Anniston, Alabama

8 Nov 19

He got mo money than me, fight out of the bag like the res of us.

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The Horse

@TheHorse (238268)

• Walnut Creek, California

8 Nov 19

He's a strange dude. But I don't really agree with Pence's ideas either. And Biden is always putting his foot in his mouth. Maybe I'll write in "Snoopy for President."

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Angie

@andriaperry (118793)

• Anniston, Alabama

8 Nov 19

@TheHorse I do not like any of them. Any of the parties, they all suck.

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Angie

@andriaperry (118793)

• Anniston, Alabama

8 Nov 19

@LestatPen I can bet no one will give me $1,000 a month.