Sensai Wu has been kidnapped!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238268)
Walnut Creek, California
November 19, 2019 12:24pm CST
Perhaps it is because I am evil. At the Lego table, at the preschool, there are several small plastic figurines. Some are missing hands.
I have secretly been eyeballing their remaining hands, thinking of stealing one for my Sensai Wu, who is missing a hand.
When I went to check Sensai Wu's remaining hand other day (I wanted to do proper color matching; he sits at my desk with me), he was GONE!
I think of it as payback for my consideration of stealing from small children. I have not received a ransom note.
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
19 Nov 19
I needed a good laugh, thanks! One who steals from children never prospers.
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
19 Nov 19
@TheHorse A woman years ago would drive a blind man to our clinic for his checkups and charged him $10 which was a lot back then, especially for a poor man. Well, a few years after that, we heard she became blind. We often reap what we sow. Of course, your crime wasn't this bad.
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@Fleura (34927)
• United Kingdom
19 Nov 19
@1creekgirl I wonder if the first man offered to drive her lol?
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Nov 19
Maybe he just perfected his disappearing act... first the hand, then the rest of him.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Nov 19
@TheHorse Wouldn't you have heard him screaming for you to let him out? Or is he a Silent Sensei?
@ShyBear88 (59342)
• Sterling, Virginia
19 Nov 19
Haha, are you sure he was Kidnapped maybe the fairies took him off and will bring him back later?
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@ShyBear88 (59342)
• Sterling, Virginia
20 Nov 19
@TheHorse those silly gremlins make sure not to feed them after midnight now.
@wolfgirl569 (135583)
• Marion, Ohio
20 Nov 19
@TheHorse Maybe one of the kids seen you eyeing him.
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Nov 19
@wolfgirl569 I was only looking at their hands! I think I did mention my Sensai Wu to the kids last week as we were playing.
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@FourWalls (86575)
• United States
19 Nov 19
He just went out for some American food.
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
20 Nov 19
Oh No! I hope you find him. Maybe one of your littles heard your thoughts about him and took him. 
@LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
19 Nov 19
It will be interesting to see in what capacity the ransom note will be in.
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Nov 19
@LindaOHio OMG. I hope not. I'm not sure how brutal the world of small plastic figurines is.
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@LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
19 Nov 19
@TheHorse Hopefully they will not take the other hand of Sensai Wu.
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