Yep. Screwed That One Up
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112717)
United States
January 12, 2020 12:13pm CST
I think I was something like 16 or 17, and all of a sudden in what I KNEW good and well was a dream, I was with this drop dead gorgeous gal, and we were just about ready to have the time of our lives.
Well, for sure I was getting ready to have the time of mine.
I remember bringing her close to me, gently running my fingers through her hair, then along her back...down...down...and farther down I went. And she was holding me too. Touching, caressing, whispering sweet nothings in my ears.
The blood was flowing, and my heart started to race. I was all aflutter. My breathing quickened.
And then all of a sudden...POOF! She was a Hershey bar. I kid you NOT. That is exactly what happened in that dream.
Ugh. Screwed that one up. That'd been a goody for sure.
If it is any consolation, I did not eat her. I just woke up very bothered and miffed off. 
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
12 Jan 20
I just now noticed there was an actual written post. I was concentrating on the visual presentation.
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@LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
12 Jan 20
James! A Hershey bar yet. Whew! I need to fan myself.
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Sorry to have ruined the moment. @LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
12 Jan 20
@porwest lol I'm sure you're sorry it ruined the moment for you too!
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@porwest (112717)
• United States
12 Jan 20
@LindaOHio Oh man, did it ever. I had to find a "safe place" to take care of business, let me tell you. 
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Mar 20
Happens to me all the time. I think it happened last night. And yes, I knew it was going to be a dream, like the Wizard of Oz, and Where the Wild Things are. But hey, dreams can be good! I slept in until 11 AM this morning, trying to have more. Reality is eating spinach lasagna and sipping single malt Scotch. Not bad, really.
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@DocAndersen (54399)
• United States
4 Mar 20
i suspect the number of stories like that is huge. Mine wasn't a Hersey bar it was Tapocia pudding!
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@DocAndersen (54399)
• United States
7 Mar 20
@porwest sorry the thought police stepped in
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@Nakitakona (59987)
• Philippines
15 Jan 20
Next time have a longer sleep so that your dream will have its time.
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@Nakitakona (59987)
• Philippines
16 Jan 20
@porwest I have no idea. Psychoanalyst could answer that.
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