Does playing music bag chicks? Heck yes!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238268)
Walnut Creek, California
March 16, 2020 12:20pm CST
One cool thing about paying music is that it helps me meet chicks.
Fairly attractive women at the bar will talk with me, especially if someone says, "Oh, he's the bass player," but I have to keep it brief, as band leaders tend to be time Nazis.
The cutest chick I'm met playing music is shown in this picture. She was the pet hen of a woman in Stockton who throws great music parties. She (the hen) took a liking to me because I paid attention to her (gave her a scratch on the neck and talked to her gently, mostly in English but with some Chicken thrown in).
I sat on an outside couch for a small jam with maybe three friends, and she followed me over there, settled on the couch behind me, and stayed there for half-an-hour, until the jam broke up and we went to get more beer.
Is she a cutie, or what? I actually brought her a present at a later party--a sexy photo of my favorite rooster up at Borges Ranch, where I used to take kids hiking.
Did you know that music really does attract chicks?
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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
16 Mar 20
@TheHorse It's hard for guys to speak a foreign language, but your chick seems to really like you already. Best wishes for the relationship. But I guess if it goes south, you can always enjoy some fried chicken. (Don't tell her I said that.)
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 Mar 20
@1creekgirl I wouldn't. What happens on MyLot stays on MyLot.
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Mar 20
Nobody here but us chickens...
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@Tampa_girl7 (54714)
• United States
18 Mar 20
She found herself a good listening spot.
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@kobesbuddy (78833)
• East Tawas, Michigan
16 Mar 20
My sister once told me, 'Put your hand up to that chicken that's nesting, she will lick your hand!' I still have the scar, to prove how gullible I can be
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 Mar 20
Big sisters can be mean. I was "attacked" by a nesting goose while I was cycling in Grinnell Iowa. I wouldn't have known she was there had she not rushed out of the bushes, doing the snake neck thing and hissing away. I apologized and cycled off. No harm no fowl.
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@kobesbuddy (78833)
• East Tawas, Michigan
16 Mar 20
@TheHorse Geese around here, have been forewarned that they can be dangerous!
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 Mar 20
@kobesbuddy I took some kids hiking once with one of the moms "supporting" me. I did not know that she was wasted on heroin that she had smuggled into the program. I watched three kids while she watched her daughter. She let her daughter (an early 3-year-old) get between a mother Canada Goose and her goslings. The goose ultimately attacked and bit the child just beneath the left eye.
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@LindaOHio (222288)
• United States
16 Mar 20
Too funny! I really enjoyed your post.
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@TheHorse (238268)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Mar 20
@LindaOHio Her memory lives on.
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@porwest (112717)
• United States
16 Mar 20
lol. The first thing I saw when I came into this post was the picture, and I thought. Is that a real chicken? lol. Hmm. After reading further I realized it was INDEED a real chicken.
As for musicians attracting chicks? I think there is something to that. Not sure WHAT it is, really. I don't play professionally, but it does seem to have an effect.
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