April Fool on Me

@DianneN (254949)
United States
April 1, 2020 10:12am CST
My husband has been thinking of buying a new car in June or sometime during the summer. We will trade in our sedan for some other sedan, but he doesn’t know which car he wants, yet. I, on the otherhand, have one in mind and mentioned it to him half jokingly off and on since last year. We discussed it this morning during our exercise session. I want the car in the photo. We looked it up online and Bentley has stopped manufacturing new cars due to the virus. It doesn’t matter, because hubs told me since he’s not allowed to have a boat, I’m not allowed to have that car. I better start looking online for other than those cars. Drat!
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37 responses
@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
1 Apr 20
The perfect April fool joke would have been to give your husband some keys and say here's your boat! Bad I know.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Very, very bad. I couldn’t do that to him.
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@jstory07 (148720)
• Roseburg, Oregon
1 Apr 20
@DianneN Get him a toy boat.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
1 Apr 20
@DianneN Get him a rowboat for his birthday!
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@jstory07 (148720)
• Roseburg, Oregon
1 Apr 20
You won't be able to put your stuff in the car when you leave Florida. One bad advantage.
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@jstory07 (148720)
• Roseburg, Oregon
2 Apr 20
@DianneN Would you leave the car in Florida than.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
It has a back seat and a good size trunk when the top is up. Besides, we fly!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
@jstory07 IF we got it, we’d ship it back and forth. We leave our older car in Florida and this year was the first time we shipped our “good” car down. It’s nice having two cars instead of just one.
@Tina30219 (82978)
• Onaway, Michigan
1 Apr 20
He needs a boat so you have something to go out in when you are in Florida let him get a boat then maybe you can have your car you want.
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@Tina30219 (82978)
• Onaway, Michigan
1 Apr 20
@DianneN lol. Boats can be fun we need to get ours fixed so we can take it out this summer once this mess is over
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@Tina30219 You can take him for a spin once it’s fixed.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
He is not getting a boat! What a stinker he is.
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@thelme55 (79311)
• Germany
1 Apr 20
Bentley is a beautiful car. I hope you will get it. Will your husband get his boat then?
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
It appears we are in a stalemate. No boat for him!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
@JhovanPH No boat ever!
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@JhovanPH (2672)
• Philippines
2 Apr 20
It will be a win-win game if her husband will get any boat. While she gets that very shiny shimmering car
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• Agra, India
1 Apr 20
Haha...that is an expensive blackmail
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Let’s just say that it’s much, much less than the cost of the darn boat he keeps harping about.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@amitkokiladitya No, he’s getting back at me for not allowing him to get a boat.
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• Agra, India
1 Apr 20
@DianneN haha...yes... that is true. But he won't gibe in easily
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@Nevena83 (66063)
• Serbia
1 Apr 20
Woooow, the car looks great, I'm sorry you can't get one.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
It would be wonderful tooling around in that car, but I will wear him down if it takes years and years of nagging.
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@snowy22315 (208746)
• United States
1 Apr 20
That is a sweet looking automobile.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
I thought so, too.
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@FourWalls (86575)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Tell him the car you want can haul a boat....
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
You big stinker!
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• United States
1 Apr 20
I think you have a better chance of getting that car than he has getting a boat
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
I’m hoping you’re right! No boat, however.
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@garymarsh6 (23979)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 20
Hahaha love it. If you want a Bentley you will have to go on a long wait list for it!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Besides the fact that I am not getting it, the dealership here has 2020 models in stock, and is open by appointment only. Of course I would want a 2021 model.
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@garymarsh6 (23979)
• United Kingdom
1 Apr 20
@DianneN They will be like gold dust next year if this lock down goes on for six months! Once your husband has chosen his boat then I am sure he will oblige! Just think of the benefits of that. You will be able to go catch your own lunch! I am sure they must sell padded gloves to protect your manicured hands!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@garymarsh6 You are being a real stinker! Bottom line. - No boat. I’m not finished with working on the car, no matter how long it takes.
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
1 Apr 20
It looks like he knows the meaning of pay-back.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@just4him I was hoping he’d say no to me for years, but I didn’t expect it for that.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Yes, it appears so. What a stinker he is!
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@just4him (323168)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
1 Apr 20
@DianneN And that's why you love him.
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@NJChicaa (127117)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Legit would never spend that much money on a car
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
I wouldn’t spend the amount of money he’d spend on his stupid boat. The car would be a true bargain.
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@KityCat (7739)
• India
1 Apr 20
Cars cannot flot on water and a boat cannot run on a road. Either way you will have to sacrifice one of the feature to get a transportation vehicle
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Very informative you are! NO boat no matter what!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@KityCat It will take years of working on him, but some day I will be driving in it. Perseverance!
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@KityCat (7739)
• India
1 Apr 20
@DianneN then car it is!
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@JhovanPH (2672)
• Philippines
2 Apr 20
At the end its equal and tie.lol anyways. It's just for your safety maam.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
Even Steven we call it.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
@JhovanPH Okay! Ha ha!
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@JhovanPH (2672)
• Philippines
2 Apr 20
@DianneN ohhh!! What a learninh. I will use this one here in our place
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@wolfgirl569 (135583)
• Marion, Ohio
1 Apr 20
I knew he would be planning something over the boat.
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@wolfgirl569 (135583)
• Marion, Ohio
1 Apr 20
@DianneN You could always buy him a model to put together
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@wolfgirl569 Now he’s not even getting that!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
What a big stinker! No boat ever for him.
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@Hannihar (130150)
• Israel
2 Apr 20
@DianneN Nice in the picture. Sorry he put his foot down to the car in the picture.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
That stinker! I thought we’d both look pretty good in that car.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
@Hannihar I will have to work on him a lot! Anyway, where would we go with everything closed down.
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@Hannihar (130150)
• Israel
2 Apr 20
@DianneN If that true you may not find out unless he changes his mind about the car.
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@LindaOHio (222288)
• United States
1 Apr 20
I see it as a fair trade-off. I thought of that even before I read your post.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
I was looking for your support of me!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@LindaOHio We both choose the car, but I give the final ok. Gee, I seem so bossy sounding, but I’m not.
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@LindaOHio (222288)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@DianneN Sorry! I just thought...no boat...he gets to choose the car...OK, YOU should choose the car anyway!! :-)
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@YrNemo (20254)
2 Apr 20
A car loses value per day, the moment it is bought. You'd better wait until this health crisis is over, then you could buy one brand new.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
That’s a very good point! I will have plenty of time it appears to work on him.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
3 Apr 20
@YrNemo I’m afraid if I did that, my husband would run out and buy a boat.
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@YrNemo (20254)
3 Apr 20
@DianneN Do your research right now and get THAT CAR the moment you could drive around happily again. (I do feel sad about the fact that we can't go shopping innocently like before any more.)
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@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
1 Apr 20
Bentley's are nice. I am sure you can find something else.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
Aren’t they gorgeous? It appears that I have no choice but to find something we’d both be happy with. Guaranteed, I will get one within the next 40 years!
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
1 Apr 20
@CarolDM We have a Mercedes and had many before. I wouldn’t mind another one.
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@CarolDM (203396)
• Nashville, Tennessee
1 Apr 20
@DianneN Yes they are. A friend had one a few years ago and traded it for a Mercedes.
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@Lavanya15 (12888)
• Chennai, India
2 Apr 20
You have good taste. That car is really very beautiful and attractive too. But you doing very costly deal mate. Hope you win.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
Thanks! I love that car, but I won’t be getting it any time soon.
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@DianneN (254949)
• United States
2 Apr 20
@Lavanya15 I think he’s being very vindictive, because I won’t let him buy a boat.
@Lavanya15 (12888)
• Chennai, India
2 Apr 20
@DianneN Can I know the reason because of its high cost or any other reason.
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