We have a new hooker!
By C
@ShyBear88 (59342)
Sterling, Virginia
May 1, 2020 1:33pm CST
Let me start by saying by all means I do not have a hooker! So here is the story and get ready to laugh because it has to do with my 5 year old.
Yesterday my husband bought us a new shower head for our bathroom. After he was done putting it in our 5 year old had colored on husked the day before and need it washed off. So my husband told him he hooked in our new shower piece. So at bed time here comes our 5 year old running to use the bathroom.
“Mommy daddy got you a new hooker! It has a leash so you can’t lose that hooker!”
Yep you can die of laughter now! I was trying so hard not to roll off of my bed.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
1 May 20
Thank you, that did make for a good laugh.
I can imagine you trying to hold in the laughter.
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@ShyBear88 (59342)
• Sterling, Virginia
1 May 20
It was too good pass up not sharing. I put it up there with the Llama face and mommy needs a wee wee!
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
1 May 20
@ShyBear88 Kids can say the silliest things.
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@ShyBear88 (59342)
• Sterling, Virginia
2 May 20
@ScribbledAdNauseum yep! Hey I can use all the laughs I can get. I told my mom about it over the phone and I think she was in tears with how hard she was laughing at what he said.

@ShyBear88 (59342)
• Sterling, Virginia
1 May 20
Yep! Got to leave to the youngest to say the funniest thing
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