Funny Story: It's a Dog Sh*t...

@Shavkat (137214)
Philippines
June 28, 2020 8:21am CST
While I am having a class with this 9-year-old boy, he was laughing. I checked myself in the video if there is something wrong with my face. Not until he says, 'It's a dog sh*t.' I also took the time checking the picture, the dog has its defecation. Since the classes online are being monitored, so I need to divert his attention. I said, "It is a piece of chocolate.' Did I save myself? Image Credit: jasonbgraham.com
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
28 Jun 20
The boy surely knew very well that it was not chocolate, why to lie?
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
I need it because the company set certain rules about this kind of matter. That's why I felt being controlled sometimes.
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@LadyDuck (458006)
• Switzerland
29 Jun 20
@Shavkat I see, now I understand.
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
29 Jun 20
@LadyDuck Now, you can picture out how the admin staff who work in this company is not good.
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@much2say (53959)
• Los Angeles, California
28 Jun 20
Good thing he did not say "Prove it!" .
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@much2say (53959)
• Los Angeles, California
28 Jun 20
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
Actually, he did ask. Don't worry, my friend. It was being covered. I sent him this photo. Image Credit: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com
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@Mike197602 (15487)
• United Kingdom
28 Jun 20
@much2say that's a dog sh1t wrapped in foil
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• Bosnia And Herzegovina
29 Jun 20
i'm not quite sure i understand what happened there. was it "poop effect" or?
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
29 Jun 20
There is a dog's poop in the picture.
@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
2 Jul 20
• Bosnia And Herzegovina
1 Jul 20
@Shavkat oh.....
• India
28 Jun 20
Haha kids are very smart nowadays
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
Indeed. It seems this boy has a very imaginative mind.
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@JimBo452020 (42629)
• United Kingdom
28 Jun 20
Nah, its a dog sh*t. Why divert attention from the facts. 9 year old boys are quick on the uptake and I am sure that the boy would have seen right through your explanation. You maybe could have suggested he call it poo instead of sh*t
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
It is the company's rule, my friend. There is nothing wrong with my part. I just need to keep my job.
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@JimBo452020 (42629)
• United Kingdom
28 Jun 20
@Shavkat lol. I suppose so.
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@Adie04 (17360)
28 Jun 20
Children nowadays always talked back to adults.
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
I do agree with that. Some kiddies are mutants nowadays.
@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
29 Jun 20
@Adie04 (17360)
28 Jun 20
@youless (112108)
• Guangzhou, China
28 Jun 20
You are very clever to pass this subject
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
It seems I need to be more creative in telling this.
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@cherriefic (10400)
• Philippines
29 Jun 20
That's really funny! "A piece of chocolate..."
@ricki_911 (21625)
• Toronto, Ontario
28 Jun 20
nope I dont think you did but it's still funny.
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
I agree. I did not convince him since he has this puzzled face.
@MALUSE (69413)
• Germany
28 Jun 20
I don't understand where the problem would be if you 'called a spade a spade' as the English say. 9-year-old children don't have the same attitude as inhibited adults when it comes to bodily functions.
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
How I wish I could say yes to him. It is a company's rule that cannot be bend. Unless if I quit my job.
@JudyEv (325693)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Jun 20
When my nephew turned 50, his cake was made to resemble a horse turd as he rode a lot.
@Mike197602 (15487)
• United Kingdom
28 Jun 20
Maybe look at getting a new job if possible. Sounds like their rules are somewhat restrictive
@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
28 Jun 20
Maybe you have saved yourself. Was the boy still laughing after you said "It is a piece of chocolate.'?
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
He is puzzled because I lied. But I cannot do anything because it may result to violating the company's rule.
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@fahmita_ (2255)
• Indonesia
28 Jun 20
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@Shavkat (137214)
• Philippines
28 Jun 20
@mom210 (9036)
• United States
28 Jun 20
nope sorry, the kids knew you were fibbing