Don't tell anyone that Valerie's birthday is coming up!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205637)
Walnut Creek, California
July 14, 2020 10:27am CST
Remember that we're not supposed to discuss birthdays and such like here. So no matter what you do, don't wish Valerie a Happy Birthday in...um...five days or so.
Don't read all of her posts, send her pretend (insert her favorite beverage here) or pretend cake. I'll be on the road to Montana at the time, so I guess I'm safe.
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@LindaOHio (155957)
• United States
14 Jul 20
Then I don't wish Valerie a Happy Birthday in 5 days. Is this a trip to your cabin? Were you the one with the cabin in the woods?
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
@LindaOHio It'll be moderate up there. I'm at about 5000 feet, so the nights are cool and the days generally reach the low 80s.
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@LindaOHio (155957)
• United States
15 Jul 20
@TheHorse Cool. Thanks for the pic. Great place to be when it's so hot!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Her pictures of Wisconsin in the snow make me wish I lived back in my Midwest again. But she and are bitter enemies. She is a (casual) Green Bay Packers fan, while I am a (casual) San Francisco 49ers fan. Somehow, our friendship has survived this bitter rivalry.
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@GardenGerty (157546)
• United States
15 Jul 20
Have a wonderful time going to and visiting in Montana. We promise to not neglect our other friends or wish Valerie greetings and salutations.
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@FourWalls (62096)
• United States
14 Jul 20
You have a safe trip, and we won’t say anything about Valerie’s birthday for at least five days.
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@RasmaSandra (73368)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
15 Jul 20
I won't say a word and I hope you have a good and safe trip to Montana. Let us know the day before you take off.
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@moffittjc (118427)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 Jul 20
I'll just hop on over to Facebook to wish her a happy birthday in five days. Can't get in trouble for that. Oh, and if I casually mention it here on a random thread or comment, then there should be no harm in that, right?
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