Don't tell anyone that Valerie's birthday is coming up!

@TheHorse (205637)
Walnut Creek, California
July 14, 2020 10:27am CST
Remember that we're not supposed to discuss birthdays and such like here. So no matter what you do, don't wish Valerie a Happy Birthday in...um...five days or so. Don't read all of her posts, send her pretend (insert her favorite beverage here) or pretend cake. I'll be on the road to Montana at the time, so I guess I'm safe.
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@LindaOHio (155957)
• United States
14 Jul 20
Then I don't wish Valerie a Happy Birthday in 5 days. Is this a trip to your cabin? Were you the one with the cabin in the woods?
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
@LindaOHio It'll be moderate up there. I'm at about 5000 feet, so the nights are cool and the days generally reach the low 80s.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
I am the one with the cabin in the woods.
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@LindaOHio (155957)
• United States
15 Jul 20
@TheHorse Cool. Thanks for the pic. Great place to be when it's so hot!
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
14 Jul 20
My lips are sealed! And you have a safe journey
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@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
14 Jul 20
@TheHorse You're welcome!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Thanks! And thanks!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
@gr8nana6 Alas, as of this afternoon, I am still here, doing things like paying bills. Woo hoo!
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@much2say (53960)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Jul 20
Will do (or should I say "won't" . Have a safe trip!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Thanks! I'll be here for a couple of more days...maybe three...
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@marlina (154166)
• Canada
14 Jul 20
Won't tell!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Heh heh!
@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
14 Jul 20
We all love Valerie here.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Her pictures of Wisconsin in the snow make me wish I lived back in my Midwest again. But she and are bitter enemies. She is a (casual) Green Bay Packers fan, while I am a (casual) San Francisco 49ers fan. Somehow, our friendship has survived this bitter rivalry.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
@CarolDM I may hit the pool within the next hour.
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@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
14 Jul 20
@TheHorse I would love snow right now on the triple digit feels like day! She is a sweetie.
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@JohnKu (2552)
14 Jul 20
I promise you, I won't tell anyone.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
(humming Happy Birthday in my head)
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@GardenGerty (157546)
• United States
15 Jul 20
Have a wonderful time going to and visiting in Montana. We promise to not neglect our other friends or wish Valerie greetings and salutations.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
Heh heh. Thanks!
@FourWalls (62096)
• United States
14 Jul 20
You have a safe trip, and we won’t say anything about Valerie’s birthday for at least five days.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Thanks! I'll probably take off Friday or so.
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@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
15 Jul 20
Oh no, I absolutely will not wish Valerie a happy birthday . Have a fun vacation!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
Whew. Thanks!
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@RasmaSandra (73368)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
15 Jul 20
I won't say a word and I hope you have a good and safe trip to Montana. Let us know the day before you take off.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
Will do. Just took an afternoon nap and wasn't sure if it was yesterday, today, or tomorrow. Turned out it's today!
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@moffittjc (118427)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 Jul 20
I'll just hop on over to Facebook to wish her a happy birthday in five days. Can't get in trouble for that. Oh, and if I casually mention it here on a random thread or comment, then there should be no harm in that, right?
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
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@JudyEv (325654)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Jul 20
Thanks for the reminder. Have fun in Montana and drive safely. At least you'll be isolated out there.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
I look forward to having no distractions. No internet. A break from working on the book I'm writing. (I have only a desktop computer.) Just (real) books, projects, and my guitar.
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
@JudyEv Probably about ten days. I want to be back by August, in case work re-commences.
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@JudyEv (325654)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Jul 20
@TheHorse Do you know how long you'll be away?
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@NJChicaa (115972)
• United States
14 Jul 20
make sure the pretend cake is paleo!
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Oh dear! Does rich rich chocolate cake qualify?
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@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
14 Jul 20
No, I won´t tell anyone about Vals birthday
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
Shhhhhh...
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@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jul 20
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@thelme55 (76476)
• Germany
14 Jul 20
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@wolfgirl569 (95082)
• Marion, Ohio
15 Jul 20
I will try to remember not too. You have a safe trip.
@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
Thanks. I just realized I'd better take my July shower before I go. All I have is a creek, dish soap, and paper towel in Montana.
@TheHorse (205637)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jul 20
Thanks.
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