It's Black Friday, 2020, Ya Beatniks (MyLot Exclusive #250)

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I had lunch today with my friend, Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías. Or, as I call him, Hugo Chávez. I also call him Hungry Hugo. Because like many other bed-wetting Commie Liberals such as Lying Ted and Little Marco, he has an immense appetite for destroying America. Oh, and Nancy Pelosi, too. Or, as I call her, Nancy. We talked about all this at length today over double bacon cheeseburgers at The Trump Burger Barn located on the Mezzanine Level in the Super Terrific Trump Temple Tower Hotel And Casino in Beautiful Downtown Axis Mundi. We also talked about how he had to fake his own death in 2013. The same way David H. Koch and Jeffrey Epstein had to, in 2019. So they could all work with George Soros, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to rid the world of pedophiles, communism and the World Health Organization. A key part of this plan, which is working beautifully, just check the papers (But not the Fake News ones), was staging the fake loss of President Trump to Sleepy Joe in the 2020 Election. I was just as shocked as you are. I'm just a humble greeting cards salesman and just like you, nobody ever tells me anything. All I know is what I read on Twitter. What a relief, huh? Donny Trump DID win the Election and we'll be seeing the Truth, Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth in only Two Weeks! That's when this story is going to be published by our favorite newspaper, the Epoch Times! Get your subscription today! #HAPPYBLACKFRIDAY