Grand illusions
@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
United States
November 28, 2020 2:56am CST
Do ya see one 'f my barn helpers here? She'd a lovely Siamese who 'ppears to be wishin' a belly rub.
I double dare ya!
've spent the last 3 years tryin' to win her 'ffections 'n whilst I feel'm close, uhm, no. She'll rip yer flesh right off'a yer hands/arms'n whate'er else she can latch 'nto. Yep, one'f the many ferals who reside'n my place.
Kinda like folks. They give the illusion 'f wishin' to befriend 'n then 'ttack the mere second ya disagree with their ideologies. Ne'er their fault, mind'ja. They'll swear such 'twas provoked.
They've Youtube videos fer the younger generation, e'en classes ya can take. Fer what? Ya know, the 'basics' they didn't learn 't home. 'mportant schtuff. Like how to open a bottle 'f champagne proper. Which leaves me wonderin' how many eyes've been injured doin' such a task. I wonder how many'd tune'n fer mutual respect? Compassion?
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
yes ma'am, very special :) many gentle quickly, these jest follow ya 'round, try to trip ya whilst walkin'. 'n this'un likes to lay 'cross the hay bales so ya fear grabbin' what'cha need, lol. she 'lso eats horse feed with ms. sweet girl.
sadly 't seems that many lack such respect.
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@GardenGerty (157551)
• United States
28 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx She can touch YOU but do not dare for you to touch her.
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@LadyDuck (458085)
• Switzerland
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx Cats have all a different personality, the orange tabby of my closest neighbor is a sweet cat and you can even rub his belly, he is always festive and happy. The others had a black female kitty who followed you everywhere, she rubbed against your legs, but if you dared touching her she bite... better to know a cat before touching.
In France a Champagne bottle should be opened with a sword, sabre in French, in fact they say "sabrer le Champagne"
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
we'd one out here who'd follow me all o'er, e'en jump 'top my shoulder whilst i 'twas weed eatin'. he loved belly rubs. this'un though ya can't e'en pet. she'll rub 'gainst yer legs, e'en jump'n yer lap if'n yer sittin'. jest don't touch her, lol.
one'd think those younger folks'd seen 'nough movies 'nvolvin' the openin' 'f such they'd not need classes fer basic logic, eh?
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@Shavkat (137215)
• Philippines
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx I like your cat because it didn't feel scared to be taken a photo.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
@Shavkat she's used to all sorts'a thingies out here. most oft whilst i'm tryin' to get pics i'd be surrounded by her'n several other ferals. they're most interested'n what's captured my 'ttention, lol.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
she's purty sweet, 't least ms. sweet girl tolerates'er (one'f my mares), they eat grain together. she ought'a come with a warnin' label though.
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@wolfgirl569 (95134)
• Marion, Ohio
28 Nov 20
Shes a lovely girl. I have had a few like that. I think they are saying I appreciate what you do for me. But I just cant be a cuddly love bug.
Youtube has become a problem with anything being allowed on there. Sadly they would not watch to learn respect or compassion.
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@wolfgirl569 (95134)
• Marion, Ohio
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx Pretty started taming down like that. When she was rubbing on me I would just drop my hand down in her reach, She started rubbing on it and then over time I started slowly moving my fingers then my whole hand. As you know she is a love bug pain now. Yep they learn that they will get goodies.
You know I never thought about that. Maybe the same people programmed netflix too. I am often looking at the because you watched this line going Hunh and scratching my head.
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@wolfgirl569 (95134)
• Marion, Ohio
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx Its a sign of affection.
It is
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
@wolfgirl569 we'll see. she licked my nose today 'fore leapin' off the hay to join ms. sweet girl to 'share' the feed.
i dunno what the deal'd be. jest plain 'nnoyin' 's the devil himself.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
she's a cutie fer certain. who knows, one day she might change? such happened with resident kitty. 'tis soooo temptin' to pet her, 'specially when she jumps'n my lap out'n the back porch....
she's out there now, harrassin' the birds. the latter 'f which wish't'd start drizzlin' 'gain so they could eat. these're ground feeders who rarely visit a hangin' feeder, bless 'em.
humans're jest odd.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
@just4him perhaps, i shan't hold my breathe fer such a wonder though, lol. mr. bo loves bein' petted, makes'p fer all those cranky gals ;) some'f these lil birds 're strictly ground feeders/foragers, but they're managin'. i can 'lways tell where the ferals're by their actions.
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@just4him (306137)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
28 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx Maybe one day she will change. I hope the birds can get to the feeder.
Yes, we are an odd species.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
yes ma'am, don't touch the kitty. e'en if'n said kitty jumps'n yer lap 'r 'tis rubbin' 'gainst yer legs. very sharp teeth'n claws, lol. 'tis a great place i reckon, 've learnt how to do many thingies via such. 'tis 'lso a cesspool 'f misinformation...like much 'f the net.
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@HazySue (39264)
• Gouverneur, New York
1 Dec 20
@crazyhorseladycx I enjoy seeing the odd tings people do.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
3 Dec 20
She is such a pretty kitty but give me my little dog ho give me lots of love any day. I know what you mean about people ripping off your face if you don't agree with them. So foolish.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
3 Dec 20
@crazyhorseladycx we adopted one for my mom and it was a nightmare!! She got cat scratch fever several times
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
4 Dec 20
@BelleStarr oh no! bless her heart 'n y'alls, too.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
3 Dec 20
i've my faithful pup 'n though i miss my resident kitty, rest'er soul, i've not the desire to bring 'nother feline 'nto the household. 'd be nice though to give some lovin' to these ferals.
perhaps they've demons?? i dunno, no logic 't all, jest nastiness. very disheartenin'.
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@jaboUK (64361)
• United Kingdom
2 Dec 20
@crazyhorseladycx I'm fine thanks Crazy, doing pretty well.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
2 Dec 20
she 'twas a feral kitten 'n now a feral 'dult. i confess to not workin' to get 'em all gentled. seems when i do such somethin' happens to 'em 'n my heart 'tis broken. 've 'd too much 'f that'n recent years. i hope that'cher doin' well, stayin' safe 'n sane, hon. i confess i'd be 3 days 'hind here now. gotta go play catch'p..
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
don't she though? when i'd be sittin' out'n the porch'n the early morn (weather permittin'), she'll e'en jump'n my lap. which'd be terrifyin' coz ya can't touch'er then either. razor sharp teeth'n claws, lol. a grand illusion 'f wantin' to befriend ya...jest'n her terms.
@MarshaMusselman (38652)
• Midland, Michigan
28 Nov 20
My daughter has champagne for the girls standing up at her wedding the day they were getting their dresses in. I guess it's was the actual wedding day now that I think about it. No one in r the room knew how to open it properly so one of the girls opened the back door and held the bottle away so as not to get anyone hurt. It worked.
I don't get people sometimes especially those that double date is to get closer so they can tear us apart. I like your analogy and think it's apropo.
Morning Ms crazy. Do you have a nickname I can call you rather than that?
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
see? smart gals who'd not the need to pay fer a class fer such, they figured't out'n their own :)
human nature 'tis a puzzle fer certain.
ms. crazy works fer me, 'r jest plain ol' crazy. i've no nickname that i'd be 'ware 'f.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
jest hop'n yer wagon'n come fetch'er :)
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@TheHorse (205716)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx I'll be the one in the driveway with my bee keeping suit on.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
she's a cutie fer certain. perhaps one day she'll lemme scratch 'hind her ears...
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@Hannihar (129466)
• Israel
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx
That is interesting I did not think she was a Siamese. I guess Siamese come in different colors. I babysat for some simamese and they were very scary. When I was getting my haircut at my hairdressers mother's home she had a simemese. The cat came right by me and I believe looked through my soul and then she saw I was ok. I had a cat so she liked me and let me pet her. I hope you two become friends soon.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
they do come'n diff'rent colors, there'd e'en be one with orange tips, some've black. these're all feral cats, some easier to befriend'n others.
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@Hannihar (129466)
• Israel
30 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx
Simese are different kinds of cats. There was a gray cat that I used to feed where I lived before and he used to walk me to my door but not want to come him. I liked him very much. Yes, cats come in all colors and sizes.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
come'n fetch her if'n yer brave, lol. wear body armor, 've a first aide kit 't the ready, lol.
@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
28 Nov 20
her momma 'tis a calico, no idea 'bout the rest. snow white when she 1st came out'ta hidin' (all're ferals), got dark tips'n ears 'n tail. the stripes 're somethin' which's 'ppeared jest the past couple 'f years. she talks 'n meows like a siamese, lol. she'll jump'n my lap if'n i'm sittin' outdoors 'n purr, roll 'round. which's a bit odd 'n 'nnervin', lol.
views, seems to be what folks're most concerned with, eh? that'n how many subscribers they can get...
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@JESSY3236 (18923)
• United States
8 Dec 20
beautiful cat. Lily (my black cat) has let me rub her belly sometimes. One of my uncle's cats loves his belly rubbed.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
9 Dec 20
yes ma'am, she's a purty thing. 'tis one 'f the many feral cats out here. i'd'n ol' yellar tom some years back that did the same. 'd cry'n cry 'til ya rubbed his belly'n which he'd then purr himself to slumber, lol.
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@ridingbet (66857)
• Philippines
7 Dec 20
that feline is showing its offensive-paws stance.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
7 Dec 20
she'd been rollin' all o'er the place. a fav bein' whilst i'm walkin'. she'll jest drop'n flip o'er with belly 'xposed. can't tell ya how many times i've been tripped.
@Deepizzaguy (94512)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
29 Nov 20
What I understand is that the cats choose their owners. Only Mumps wants to be my best friend since the other six cats like to be with my nephew.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
critters 're jest that way. the resident pup here 'tis the hubs bird huntin' pup. she'd rather stay home with me. she goes e'erywhere i do 'r pines. 't least ya got'cha one to shower love'n, eh?
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@dgobucks226 (34356)
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4 Dec 20
As they say..."Appearances can be deceiving" can't they? Or perhaps, "A Wolf In sheep's clothing." In any event, don't let that innocent posture fool you 
Keep your distance! Yes, I've fallen for that innocent look before. Ouch!
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
5 Dec 20
all so very true :) nah, i aint fooled though 't times do get tempted to test the waters, jest aint got body armor fer such, lol. i've been ripped'p plenty, too.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39515)
• United States
29 Nov 20
she sure looks the part, eh? 'tis odd how such happens, makes ya feel a used sponge. yepperz, bushels 'f the schtuff. i'm most humbled 'n feel the same, hon. 
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@CarolDM (203454)
• Nashville, Tennessee
29 Nov 20
@crazyhorseladycx Yes I have felt like that many times. But we keep going. Glad you are here.
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