Dirty girl.

@xFiacre (9010)
Ireland
February 22, 2021 10:59am CST
The wife's car broke down today. Ever resourceful she called her breakdown people and while she waited she called me to take her home. No problem. I arrived at the same time as the tow truck and the driver filled out all his paper work for the wife to sign. She looked at it and it was all correct - make and model of car, colour, mileage, registration number etc and she was happy with all that but became quite indignant when she noticed that under "Condition of car" the scoundrel had written "Dirty". It certain was dirty and always has been, but this makes it official and I had to hurry her off the scene and into my car before a war broke out. She muttered about it all the way home.
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@CarolDM (117004)
• Nashville, Tennessee
22 Feb
How funny, this made me laugh. I would have been insulted as well.
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@xFiacre (9010)
• Ireland
22 Feb
@Caroldm One does not take issue with the state of the lady’s carriage.
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@CarolDM (117004)
• Nashville, Tennessee
22 Feb
@xFiacre Absolutely correct.
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@NJChicaa (95380)
• United States
22 Feb
I have a black car and it always looks dirty.
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@xFiacre (9010)
• Ireland
22 Feb
@NJChicaa Mine’s white and always looks dirty too.
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@myklj999 (53961)
• United States
22 Feb
It was like a movie in my head
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@xFiacre (9010)
• Ireland
22 Feb
@myklj999 I don’t know who’d be best to play her part in the movie. Maybe Bette Midler on Prozac.
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@DianneN (218629)
• United States
22 Feb
I would have become indignant, too.
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@xFiacre (9010)
• Ireland
22 Feb
@DianneN And guess who's going to get the job of washing the car.
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@DianneN (218629)
• United States
23 Feb
@xFiacre You should be washing it regularly!
@xander6464 (18515)
• Wapello, Iowa
22 Feb
They should put a rebuttal section on those forms.
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@xFiacre (9010)
• Ireland
22 Feb
@xander6464 That guy would have got his butt well and truly kicked if there had have been such a section today.
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@xander6464 (18515)
• Wapello, Iowa
22 Feb
@xFiacre She can still get even with YELP or any of the other review sites.
@JudyEv (238614)
• Bunbury, Australia
23 Feb
That sounds a bit impolite.
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@jstory07 (100916)
• Roseburg, Oregon
22 Feb
She could wash the car to. I always washed my car and my husband rarely washed is.
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@prinzcy (18094)
• Malaysia
23 Feb
That's an insult My car would looks like coming out from the jungle at times. The perks of owning a black car.