Good Eats, Let Me Tell You!
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (78761)
United States
March 7, 2021 8:39am CST
Sometimes I just have to look myself in the mirror, give a little sideways smirk, snap and point my finger at my reflection and say, "You culinary master, you." And then wink.
For my next masterpiece I took some eggs and cracked them into a bowl. I stirred in just a wee bit of heavy whipping cream. Not too much. Just enough to help with the fluff, you know.
I whipped them but good, those eggs.
I then chopped up some onions and tossed them into the bowl. Next, a can of salmon (and I even left the bones in). Had some capers left. Tossed those in the mix. Chopped up pickles and threw those in there for good measure.
A little sprinkle here of parmesan, a sprinkle of pepper and garlic powder there. A little bit of dill to compliment the fish even.
I then tossed in a can of diced tomatoes and a can of cream of chicken soup. Had a little leftover beer so I put some of that in there as well. Woohoo! This is shaping up rather nicely.
I poured this into a greased baking dish, greased with some grease I threw in a jar the last time I browned some ground beef. Onward to the oven to bake this wonderful concoction for about an hour.
Okay. I did not actually make this dish. I just had a penchant for some puke faces from our friend @NJChicaa, and if this doesn't do it, nothing will.
You all are welcome. If I made anyone else puke, you have my apologies in advance.
For the health and well being of us all, do not try this at home. lol
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@moffittjc (118435)
• Gainesville, Florida
7 Mar 21
I was going to say, that sure didn't sound very appetizing. But given that I'm sick right now, nothing is appetizing. But glad it wasn't a real dish you prepared. Poor Jill, I hope she didn't puke at the sound of your culinary masterpiece.
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@moffittjc (118435)
• Gainesville, Florida
7 Mar 21
@porwest What???? Salmon is delicious!
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
7 Mar 21
@moffittjc Oh. No. I absolutely agree with you. And I think she would agree as well. Just not in this combination. lol
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@FourWalls (62120)
• United States
7 Mar 21
There’s a much easier way: “Rush is the best band ever!” (And if that doesn’t do it, try Steely Dan.)
Thanks for the chuckle!!
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@peachpurple (13884)
• Malaysia
7 Mar 21
What the awful combination was that ?? Did you really tried to cook that dish ?
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
7 Mar 21
@lovebuglena Ah. I thought maybe I missed something there. lol
@lovebuglena (43074)
• Staten Island, New York
7 Mar 21
I was actually looking forward to seeing it and even tasting it. Though as we are online the tasting wouldn't happen. And no I am not joking.
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@LindaOHio (156056)
• United States
7 Mar 21
You had my puke face when you added the onions and salmon.
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