Guy Who Got His Hand Bit By Wild Kitten

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When I was a kid we lived out in the country for awhile and we had these kittens that were wild, they roamed around out there and were barely tame. You really couldn't handle them. Anyway, there was this guy helping us move who was kind of a dipstick. I remember one time he was trying to show me how to get quick at drawing a gun and the guy really didn't know what he was talking about but that another story and it's not as funny unless you were there. So, he always thought he knew what he was doing. We were considering taking the wild kittens with us while we were moving out of that place in the country but there was almost no way to get a hold of them. Then all of a sudden, he was like, "Watch this, Ben showed me how to do this..." He tries to grab one of those kittens and that little cat chomped hard down on his thumb pad on his hand and dug in deep, you could see the blood ooze out. He threw the cat far and the cat scurried off. Kind of hilarious to be honest. Ben, by the way, was my brother in law at the time he actually did know how to handle cats and that's who this guy was referring to when he said, "Ben showed me how to do this". Evidently he didn't understand what Ben showed him how to do. So he was in pain, holding on to his hand while it was bleeding. Horrible I know.