The First Cut Is The Deepest
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (78761)
United States
April 17, 2021 5:58pm CST
I call it breaking the seal. Something I do not want to do in a bar (because once I pee it's pee after pee), and something I don't want to have to do with the yard in the spring (because once I cut it is cut after cut).
But it needed to be done. And I waited way too long to do it.
Granted, we've had some wet weekends, so it would not have been ideal to do it anyway. Cut the grass that is. But I finally broke down and said if I wait any longer I will need a sickle and a machete to get this grass taken care of.
Stop, start, stop start, stop, start. Ssslllloooowwwlllly I trudged through the prairie that my backyard had become.
But what a pain in the ass. You cannot tell by the picuture, but in some places I kid you not, the grass was more than 6 inches tall. My mower did NOT like it, and bogged down too many times to count.
I am spent. But at least it is done.
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@lovebuglena (43074)
• Staten Island, New York
18 Apr 21
Our backyard is just deck, no grass. But we still have weeds/vines growing some of which seem to come from the neighbors.
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@lovebuglena (43074)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Apr 21
@porwest Did you tell them about it?
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
24 Apr 21
@lovebuglena Nah. My thinking is if they don't care about their yard and they don't understand I care about mine, they simply don't care. And they are equally not going to care if I say something to them about it.
Besides. They are black. So rather than take responsibility they'll just probably call me a racist.
@profree2019 (1218)
• Barquisimeto, Venezuela
18 Apr 21
Friend Jim, if that's the picture of your lawn, it doesn't look that high. I'd like to help you, but it can't be done online. LOL.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
27 Apr 21
@profree2019 Sounds good. I very much appreciate that. BTW, How is MyLotting going for you? Making any dent monetarily?
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@profree2019 (1218)
• Barquisimeto, Venezuela
26 Apr 21
@porwest Friend, you will continue to count on my moral support, from a distance.Ja,ja,ja
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
20 Apr 21
My people will probably start cutting in May some time. My hubs can’t do it any more.
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@BelleStarr (61047)
• United States
21 Apr 21
@porwest We have "people" for all three homes, it is just easier. My husband has Parkinsons's and last year was the first year he really couldn't do it himself and we have 3/4 of an acre so it was just too much for him even with a rider. We pay $50 cut here in CT and it is so worth it.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
22 Apr 21
@BelleStarr I guess $50 a cut isn't too horrible, but it seems a bit steep to me. But I have no idea what anyone would charge.
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@moffittjc (118433)
• Gainesville, Florida
18 Apr 21
You can see on the upper right corner of the photo how tall the grass is, so I totally understand how treacherous it must have been pushing that mower through that jungle! lol
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@moffittjc (118433)
• Gainesville, Florida
22 Apr 21
@porwest Don’t wait so long to cut it next time.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
23 Apr 21
@moffittjc Thank you for the advice, Captain Obvious...
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@LindaOHio (156056)
• United States
18 Apr 21
You need a riding mower. Nice yard. We have the boy across the street cutting our lawn again this year. We have 1.25 acres to mow.
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@LindaOHio (156056)
• United States
18 Apr 21
@porwest Yeah, it may be time to ask for some help. That's why we have the lawn mowed and have a housekeeper.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
18 Apr 21
My wife has wanted me to get one for a long time. I'm like, "Sweetie, it takes less than an hour to cut the whole lawn." lol. Our mower IS a self propelled one though, and it does the trick just fine.
With my back, and a mild case of sciatica that suddenly sprung up on me, and her bad knees, I might hire someone soon.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
19 Apr 21
@LindaOHio Maybe one of these days. I can't get past my cheapness. lol
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@RebeccasFarm (86757)
• United States
18 Apr 21
What a nice yard, wish I had one.
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@RebeccasFarm (86757)
• United States
19 Apr 21
@porwest Not me, my neighbors would despise me..I would grow it realy really long lol
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
20 Apr 21
@RebeccasFarm lol. I'd be one of those despised neighbors.
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@wolfgirl569 (95104)
• Marion, Ohio
18 Apr 21
We did ours last week. After a rain it grew fast.
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@wolfgirl569 (95104)
• Marion, Ohio
19 Apr 21
@porwest We dont have any of that. Hubby had to drive slow while mowing as it was because of how tall it was.
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@porwest (78761)
• United States
20 Apr 21
@wolfgirl569 I don't drive. I push. But I do have a self-propelled, so it does do SOME of the work for me.
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