Kidnapping Solved / myLot

United States

April 24, 2021 2:50pm CST

At a local school here around town there was an unfortunate kidnapping. Police scoured, news reporters flocked, parents ran to protect their own children from similar fates. But it was all quickly worked out. The kid woke up.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

24 Apr 21

I'm so glad everything is well and good.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

24 Apr 21

@porwest One flew over the cookoos nest.

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

25 Apr 21

@just4him Huh? lol

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

24 Apr 21

Did you at least get the joke?

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (381760)

• Rockingham, Australia

25 Apr 21

Like the parrot said - who's a clever boy??

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

25 Apr 21

lol. That's one smart parrot.

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Heather Echola

@GardenGerty (169406)

• United States

24 Apr 21

I am dense today. It took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about.

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

26 Apr 21

lol. One of those "aha" moments.

simplyme

@m_audrey6788 (58468)

• Germany

24 Apr 21

Gosh!

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

24 Apr 21

lol. It's fun to play with words sometimes.

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simplyme

@m_audrey6788 (58468)

• Germany

25 Apr 21

@porwest

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Belex Hanns Abel

@Belexhanns (3431)

• Kampala, Uganda

24 Apr 21

At first I thought it was really, you are funny my friend

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

24 Apr 21

I wish I could take credit for the joke. Most jokes I share I wrote myself. But this is a Jim Bauer version of one shared on Tik-Tok, but I could not resist sharing it here. lol

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

24 Apr 21

@Belexhanns Hey, I can only be honest here. lol. If I did not make up the joke I don't want to sit here claiming that I did.

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Belex Hanns Abel

@Belexhanns (3431)

• Kampala, Uganda

24 Apr 21

@porwest ok

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Prabhat Singh

@Prabhatsingh (3537)

• India

24 Apr 21

I was really scared there for a moment

Until I woke up.

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bad puns

Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

25 Apr 21

I see what you did there, and I like it. lol

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Prabhat Singh

@Prabhatsingh (3537)

• India

25 Apr 21

@porwest Thanks man. That was and still is the badest of all.

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OceanTiara

@RebeccasFarm (91299)

• United States

25 Apr 21

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RasmaSandra

@RasmaSandra (97912)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

26 Apr 21

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Vicki, #1 Creek Girl

@1creekgirl (44560)

• United States

24 Apr 21

Groan....! You're so punny.

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

24 Apr 21

I actually stole this joke off Tik-Tok. Yep, I get sucked into it sometimes. lol But I could not resist sharing the joke, and of course putting my own little twist on it.

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Lena Kovadlo

@lovebuglena (52143)

• Staten Island, New York

25 Apr 21

As I was reading this, before I got to the last line, I thought you were gonna say something like: And then I woke up. Like you were describing your dream...

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Jim Bauer

@porwest (112717)

• United States

26 Apr 21

Nope. I was fully awake for this one. lol

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