Lol this is really funny

@JimBo452020 (63865)
Montrose, Scotland
October 13, 2021 7:18pm CST
Omg lol It's 1am I just went outside for a smoke. Deadly quiet. Normal enough so imagine my shock when I heard a someone fart really loudly, A pre poop noise, you know what I mean And I looked up and the guy across the walls bathroom light was on. Window open. Maybe 50 ft away. Wait till I tell him his toilet paper dispenser is a bit noisy. Do you think he will laugh. I'm sure he had eaten a Curry
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@moffittjc (100685)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 Oct
I was in the grocery store today and this old guy walking in front of me let out this god-awful loud fart that seemed to last for several minutes. He either didn't know I was right behind him, didn't care, or worse--didn't even realize he was farting. He probably had a surprise waiting for him in his underwear when he got home.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
A surprise in his under wear
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@moffittjc (100685)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 Oct
@JimBo452020 Sounded like he had a race car in there burning rubber. He's probably going to find some skid marks on his underwear when he gets home.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
@moffittjc I knew what you meant lol I just wanted you to expand. Can I say that?
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• Midland, Michigan
14 Oct
By across the walls so you mean there's a fence between your home and his? That was a loud one for sure.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
His bathroom was perhaps 60 feet away. From.where I stood. There is a wall separates his garden and mine
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• Midland, Michigan
17 Oct
@JimBo452020 at least you only heard the fart and didn't smell it too.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Oct
@MarshaMusselman I did smell it too
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@rakski (101610)
• Philippines
14 Oct
oh my goodness, the soundwaves are really fast. Good thing you did not smell anything
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
I did That's how I knew he had eaten a Curry
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@rakski (101610)
• Philippines
14 Oct
@JimBo452020 oh may goodness. Maybe when you see your neighbor, you can tell him that the curry he ate is not good ahaha
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
@rakski Lol Wonder what his bathroom stinked like
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@Bullshark (3478)
• Netherlands
15 Oct
The guy was passing gas while you were having a smoke? That's quite a dangerous situation Jim. He should have placed a No Smoking sign on his window frame as a warning...
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
15 Oct
Boom I knew a guy in the.army who it up his own fart, So funny He was in agony
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@Bullshark (3478)
• Netherlands
16 Oct
@JimBo452020 Well, if you play with fire, your @$$ will get burned...
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@Bullshark (3478)
• Netherlands
17 Oct
@JimBo452020 Ouch indeed...
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@LadyDuck (359914)
• Switzerland
14 Oct
Oh my, the guy was loud. You must tell him.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
I have.not seen him today yet Anna.
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@LadyDuck (359914)
• Switzerland
15 Oct
@JimBo452020 I am curious to know his reaction.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
15 Oct
@LadyDuck I missed a chance tonight to say something He was on his phone.
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@DocAndersen (50579)
• United States
14 Oct
he may not find humor in the thought of others listening in to the aftermath of curry
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
He may not I don't care He blasted it out Into the night air
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@DocAndersen (50579)
• United States
15 Oct
@JimBo452020 do not go gentle into that good nice without nose plugs!
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
15 Oct
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@RasmaSandra (47274)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 Oct
That is rather amusing they do say that noises carry far on quiet nights
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
So did the aroma lol Should I tell him or not lol
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@RasmaSandra (47274)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 Oct
@JimBo452020 up to you but I probably wouldn't say anything you never know how people will take it
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
@RasmaSandra Probably exactly why I will say something
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@Tampa_girl7 (47278)
• United States
19 Oct
He’ll be terribly embarrassed.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
19 Oct
He might be Or he might not lol
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@Tampa_girl7 (47278)
• United States
19 Oct
@JimBo452020 I guess it could go either way.
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@RebeccasFarm (48592)
• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
14 Oct
Jayzus!!
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
Lol A Bhuna I think
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• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
14 Oct
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@Shavkat (114944)
• Philippines
14 Oct
I will laugh and ignore it.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
And not inhale lol
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@Shavkat (114944)
• Philippines
15 Oct
@JimBo452020 Possibly if it is really a funny one and cried.
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• Shenzhen, China
14 Oct
it's funny,the loudly noise is easy shock others at deadly quiet environment.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
Yes indeed my friend. Loudly noise from bottom blasted out around the garden
@allen0187 (54507)
• Philippines
14 Oct
He will probably be as surprised as you are.
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@JimBo452020 (63865)
• Montrose, Scotland
14 Oct
I was shocked
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