Passion Position #1 (MyLot Exclusive #847)

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Yet another Valentine's Day is nearly upon us...Or we are nearly upon it. If you want to be upon it, you can do a little negotiating and get the top spot for yourself. I, myself, like a nice mix of both. I guess you could call that my Passion Position #1. That's a vast oversimplification but it's what we are stuck with. Because desimplifying it would set into motion an unacceptable chain of events that would culminate with me in front of Judge Judy again. Last time, she told me that if she had to find me guilty of Pre-Meditated First Degree Unfamily-Friendly Conduct In A Family-Friendly Forum one more time, she's going to sentence me to three hours of Community Service. I simply don't have time for that. Additionally, I have had it up to here in general with lawyers, courtrooms and judges. I'm just like Willie Nelson. The only difference is he gets busted for Marijuana Possession every twenty minutes and for me, it's Pre-Meditated First Degree Unfamily-Friendly Conduct In A Family-Friendly Forum. With that in mind, let's go to 1969, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. (( @FourWalls didn't come to the pre-production meeting again. And that's fine. We're not even upset. But it means you're going to have to scroll down to her comment if you want to see how this one could have been massively improved. I'm betting 75 cents that she's going to mention, I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again. Don't ask how I came up with that much money. It's safer if you don't know. And please note that I am an amateur gambler. Before you place any bets, consult with your Bookie )) ************** Old Brown Shoe (Remastered 2009) 224,698 viewsJun 17, 2018