A Funny Thing Happened Yesterday...

@kareng (80243)
United States
March 30, 2022 6:29pm CST
...when I was in the lab giving blood. The lab technician that was prepping my arm for the stick all of a sudden busted out in a big laugh. I noticed that the technician in the room next door (separated by temporary wall) was also busting out laughing. My technician immediately apologized and said she was sorry but that was just too funny and she couldn't help it. At that time, I heard the lady next door saying, "You wipe your thang with that before your pee in the cup." This man had no idea how to do a urinalysis and the lab technician was just astonished at that revelation from him. He didn't seem to be "getting" what she was saying and just came out and said it being blunt. I thought this was funny too and decided to share with you all. Have you stumbled across a funny today? Photo Credit: Pixabay, Public Domain (You should thank me for not posting a pic of a cup filled with urine!!)
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@rebelann (117199)
• El Paso, Texas
31 Mar 22
It's rare to find uneducated people in the USA these days.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
I disagree, they are everywhere.
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@oahuwriter (26773)
• United States
1 Apr 22
No nothing funny today. But, pitiful guy, though...tech must have been younger ones, huh?
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
1 Apr 22
I don't know how old the one on the other side of the wall was, but mine was younger.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
2 Apr 22
@oahuwriter You too!!
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@oahuwriter (26773)
• United States
2 Apr 22
@kareng I see. Ok then, have a great weekend!
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@allen0187 (59648)
• Philippines
31 Mar 22
A person not familiar with urinalysis, that's a first.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
6 Apr 22
@allen0187 Exactly!!
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
Yep!
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@allen0187 (59648)
• Philippines
4 Apr 22
@kareng must have been living under a rock all these years. Either that or he is feigning ignorance because he is up to no good.
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
31 Mar 22
I cannot imagine a grown man having to have the concept of peeing in a cup explained to him.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
It sounded like the wipe is what he was questioning and wanted to know what to do with it. Probably a perv that was trying to get the lady to say things that he would turn around.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
1 Apr 22
@DWDavis True!
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@DWDavis (25797)
• United States
31 Mar 22
@kareng Or, worse, he was trying to get her to do it for him.
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@moffittjc (128824)
• Gainesville, Florida
31 Mar 22
In our break room at work during lunch, one of the guys was standing by the microwave waiting for his food to heat up, and he was watching Tik Tok videos on his phone. He came across a really funny one just as he took a bite of his food, and he burst out laughing, spitting food everywhere. And then when he bent over to pick up some of the food that had shot out of his mouth, he let out a big fart! The funny thing was that he thinks he is a stud around the ladies, and the room was full of said ladies when he bent over and ripped a loud one! Everyone got a good laugh at that one! Of course, he was super embarrassed and high-tailed it out of there to finish his lunch!
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
I guess his "Stud" title was removed after that! Or at least by the women. Haha!
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
1 Apr 22
@moffittjc Right and time for him to demote himself!!
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@moffittjc (128824)
• Gainesville, Florida
31 Mar 22
@kareng I don’t think the women ever considered him a stud, I think he gave himself that title. But either way, that title is now out the window.
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@LindaOHio (222222)
• United States
31 Mar 22
I would have laughed too. Nothing funny or exciting going on here.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
1 Apr 22
I wasn't listening and asked my technician what she was laughing about. That made her laugh more and she said you didn't hear that next door?
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@jstory07 (148708)
• Roseburg, Oregon
31 Mar 22
That would be funny to say to a grown man.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
Now I'm wondering if he was a perv and just trying to make her talk dirty? Who knows for sure?!
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@wolfgirl569 (135583)
• Marion, Ohio
31 Mar 22
Nothing like that.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
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@RasmaSandra (97912)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
31 Mar 22
Nope nithing really funny has happened in a while, But that was amusing,
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
And totally unexpected!!
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@JudyEv (381760)
• Rockingham, Australia
31 Mar 22
Thank you for not posting a cup filled with urine.
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@kareng (80243)
• United States
31 Mar 22
You are welcome!!
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