DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME (MyLot Exclusive #951)

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This one would have worked much better on any one of the last three or four days. When it was hot. It's only 90 here right now (That's 32.2222222 California Commie Degrees AKA Celsius. For my friends at MIT, it's 305.372222 Kelvin). But we will do the best we can with what we have where we are. But before I say all that, I have to say this: What I am about to show you ((Down there at the bottom)) should never ever be done for real. Don't try it. Don't even think about it. ((#KeepingMyLawyerOffMyBackBecauseIt'sHardToGoThroughHerBriefsInThatPosition)). The article is called "Drink Twice The Beer and Sweat Half As Much Mowing With This Trick," and it outlines how to mow your lawn with minimal effort. If you have the right kind of mower and the right partner(s). I have the right kind of mower---My push mower is self-propelled and I bet I could rig up something to make my riding mower do the same thing, but I won't. Because I just told you not to do it and I'd never order you to not do something I wouldn't do. For real. Fantasy, on the other hand, is another and quite allowable and fun thing entirely. Anyone who has ever participated in a Bonnie & Clyde role play knows what I'm talking about. Simulated danger is very groovy. Another way to put it is: Pretending to be shot at by the police is a turn-on while really being shot at is a turn-off. The very same principle applies to lawn mowers. And you don't even need a mower for this one. You don't even have to go outside. You can do it in your living room...Or, if you live in the middle of nowhere, like I do, you could do it in the front yard with a real mower (As a prop only) and totally get away with it. I'll leave the details to you. Not by choice. The authorities are already giving me dirty looks and those looks would get even dirtier if I suggested you start by pretending you came home to find the person(s) you hired to mow your lawn doing something very dangerously unadvisable. So I won't. Where you start and where you go from there is completely up to the desires and consent levels of you and your partner(s). I take no responsibility for what happens next. Unless it turns out really good. In which case, I will take all the credit. ************** Drink Twice The Beer and Sweat Half As Much Mowing With This Trick Goose Published: May 13, 2022