Is The Horse too stupid to train? --Kitty
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205134)
Walnut Creek, California
May 15, 2022 12:59pm CST
It took him a week to realize that I don't like the Purina Cat Chow he bought me as much as the Meow Mix he usually gets.
I slept on his desk chair. I slept on his keyboard. He still didn't get it.
So now I'm typing while he is out cycling.
I should have taken in a smarter human. But at least this one gives me food and water every morning. And wet food in the afternoons.
This is directed to the "pets" of those who think themselves to be MyLot "writers": Have you ever had a human who was dumber than a box of rocks? How do you deal with it?
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21 responses
@FourWalls (61904)
• United States
15 May 22
Be patient, Kitty. You can lead The Horse to water but you can’t make him drink.
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@TheHorse (205134)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 May 22
@FourWalls He says he prefers Scotch in his old age. But I have never had either. But I might have to. The water is low in my inside bowl.
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@popciclecold (35022)
• United States
15 May 22
Good job, Kitty.. I hope he gets it soon..Lol.
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@crossbones27 (48395)
• Mojave, California
15 May 22
If you need a hit squad Kai and Brooklyn said they will come over and take care of Kitty problem for you. To much. 
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@crossbones27 (48395)
• Mojave, California
15 May 22
@TheHorse Brooklyn part cat anyway and Kai does what Brooklyn does probably end up with a animal make out session if I sent them over.
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@TheHorse (205134)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 May 22
@crossbones27 I am a Puritan pus*y.
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@GreatMartin (23677)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
15 May 22
Ignore them---they go crazy!!!
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@TheHorse (205134)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 May 22
@crossbones27 Humans are a strange species. Especially males.
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@kobesbuddy (74408)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 May 22
@TheHorse Females are angels, with horns and a long, pointy pitchfork!
@Morleyhunt (21734)
• Canada
16 May 22
Give him time. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Change is best achieved in small steps so as not to cause inordinate amounts of stress.
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@snowy22315 (169535)
• United States
15 May 22
Nico says "Be patient kitty, you may have to keep repeating the lesson until the human gets it, I have found them to be quite slow on the uptake personally."
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@DWDavis (25812)
• Pikeville, North Carolina
20 May 22
@TheSojourner Hi Cooper. My pet rocks were named Granny, Sandy, Limey, and Mable.
@LadyDuck (457243)
• Switzerland
16 May 22
You should be grateful to the Horse, he feeds you, he is gentle and he lets you go inside and sleep where you like. I know that my cat prefers a specific brand of wet food... that costs three times more, so he gets the special food only on Saturday and Sunday.
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@kobesbuddy (74408)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 May 22
This is Kobe, I already passed over the "Rainbow Bridge." Yes, Kharla did boot me in the butt, whenever I'd take her entire arm into my slimy mouth, just kidding around
She has no sense of humor, I guess! Then, if I'd refuse to potty on the fence before bedtime, she'd get all impatient. Humans can be a pain in the butt and Kharla took a trophy, a real loser:(
She has no sense of humor, I guess! Then, if I'd refuse to potty on the fence before bedtime, she'd get all impatient. Humans can be a pain in the butt and Kharla took a trophy, a real loser:(1 person likes this
@TheHorse (205134)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 May 22
@kobesbuddy I wish his head would explode and bathe me in wet kitty food.
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@kobesbuddy (74408)
• East Tawas, Michigan
15 May 22
@TheHorse We know Horse is no idiot, and that's the truth! But, if he didn't get all teary eyed and cry at times, the ole head would blow up! Too much pressure, sorta like a volcanic response
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@LindaOHio (155469)
• United States
16 May 22
Well, I must say that I disagree with your assessment of your human as being dumber than a box of rocks. He was smart enough to adopt you! And he does a good job of taking care of you.
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@thislittlepennyearns (58103)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
16 May 22
He will learn eventually. you have to remember that he is old and set in his ways
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@TheHorse (205134)
• Walnut Creek, California
16 May 22
@thislittlepennyearns He says he like Guinness, but I see him drinking PBR.
@thislittlepennyearns (58103)
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
16 May 22
@TheHorse Guinness is too expensive. And tastesikr you're drinking a pot roast.
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@kaylachan (57319)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
16 May 22
So miss kitty who's training who, here? Perhaps you just need to try a little harder until he gets the message.
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
16 May 22
Unfortunately, you got one of the humans who can't be trained... 
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@wolfgirl569 (94717)
• Marion, Ohio
16 May 22
Kitty, you will learn that some just never figure things out. But keep trying. He might get it
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@oahuwriter (26780)
• United States
16 May 22
I saw commercials if Friskiest new cat food of wet type cat food morsels. Your human loves to care for you, you lucky fur baby.
@arunima25 (85265)
• Bangalore, India
16 May 22
Sorry Kitty, you are trying all smart ways to make your message clear. That won't work with a dumb. Do something dumb to make horse realise 
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