OMG!
By ElicBxn
@ElicBxn (64169)
United States
June 21, 2022 12:41pm CST
I just had a great call with a spammer!
So, the phone rings, says "Spam risk" on the id. I answer it with my normal rather angry sounding "What?"
I get some guy sounding kind of not unfriendly: "Hello?"
I reply: "What do you want? You called me?"
Spammer (S): How are you doing?
Me (M): Not well.
S: Why aren't you doing well?
M: My wife died.
S: What?
M: My wife died.
S: What do you mean buddy?
M: What do you mean?
S: You sound like a female.
M: I am a female.
S: Why do you have a wife?
M: Why not?
S: It is just wrong.
M: Why not? It's legal.
S: Why don't you have a man?
M: Why would I want a man?
S: Because men are great, they are beautiful.
M: Oh, so you want a man?
S: No! I...
M: But you just said that men are beautiful.
And, at that point he hung up!
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8 responses
@marguicha (230334)
• Chile
21 Jun 22
I have never had those calls. All my spam calls ask me for money because my daughter just had an accident and is dying.
2 people like this
@m_audrey6788 (58468)
• Germany
21 Jun 22
I don`t make a conversation with I think is a spammer but good thing that the spammer gave up 
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@BarBaraPrz (51811)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
22 Jun 22
That was even better than what JJ comes up with. You go, girl! 
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@ihasaquestion (8273)
•
22 Jun 22
I just wish there's an automatic filter for spam calls.
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