It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #999)

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It's a beautiful, rainy, stormy morning here in The Neon Fun Jungle and I shouldn't be here. Because it's also Canada Day. But I am here. Instead of any of my favorite Canadian cities I told you about yesterday. I'm not even in any of my top secret eyes only favorite Canadian cities that I didn't tell you about. I suppose the good news is that my Travel Agent And Chief Executive Vice President In Charge Of Vacation Affairs, Aio Variables, is maintaining the precious delicate equilibrium needed to keep the Muti-Verse stable by making sure I'm not in Boston, Philadelphia, New York and/or Washington (The DC one, not the Seattle one) as well. Those cities are important because today is also the start of the long and thus far, very wet, Fourth Of July Weekend. So it looks like this year's Star Spangled And Maple Leaf (Because it's also Canada Day) Bikini Show...It's an exhibition, not a competition, so please, no wagering...will have to be held at the indoor pool instead of the outdoor pool this year. And, of course, there will be metal detecting...If it ever stops raining.