My friend
By Fae Maverick
@Fa_Maverick (9458)
Australia
August 14, 2022 12:06am CST
My friend was perusing the goods on a hookup site and came across a particular profile. The person in the profile photo looked really familiar. So much so that it started to bother them. To the point where they sat down and really thought about it "where do I know this person from? Theyre familiar but who the f*ck are they"
Then not long ago my phone buzzed with a message "you know how that person on that site I've been using looked familiar?" yes what about it? I replied. "IT'S ONE OF YOUR EXES!!! 
" moral of the story kids is always make sure you set the right sexuality when setting up a profile don't just gloss over it.
" moral of the story kids is always make sure you set the right sexuality when setting up a profile don't just gloss over it.6 people like this
5 responses
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
14 Aug 22
Oopsie! 
My first ex-wife posted my photo and outdated information on a gay website and tried to claim in court that I was trying to find a new boyfriend. She got upset when I pointed out she'd posted the wrong birthdate for me. 
My first ex-wife posted my photo and outdated information on a gay website and tried to claim in court that I was trying to find a new boyfriend. She got upset when I pointed out she'd posted the wrong birthdate for me. 2 people like this
@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
14 Aug 22
Starting to think maybe I should set up their profiles for them and they can pay me so they don't end up with awkward instances like that. It spooked them so much that they canned the profile.
Yet another reason to check the information that you put on the website I mean really. If you're gonna set up your ex at least make it look believable.... have some pride in your gross bulls*t. 
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
14 Aug 22
@Fa_Maverick I agree... the judge and both attorneys laughed at her.
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@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
14 Aug 22
@DaddyEvil besides you were probably like "b*tch please I don't need a website to find a man, I ain't no catfish hoe." *flips luscious locks*
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@Greencindere (669)
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14 Aug 22
“Perusing the goods” lol this made me giggle. I’ve never used dating sites.
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@Greencindere (669)
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14 Aug 22
@sica98 I was lucky as I met my husband when I was 25 years old. I’m 32 now and we just got married. Most of my friends started online dating after 27 years old cuz it’s easier to meet people the old fashioned way in your early twenties. I honestly don’t know if I would’ve tried it if I was single at this age.
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@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
14 Aug 22
Given they don't like any of my exes yes it was bad.
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@moffittjc (118435)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 Aug 22
"Perusing the goods." That's hilarious! But then again, if it's a hookup site, then perusing the goods is exactly what you would be doing on that site.
And maybe this ex of yours didn't just gloss over the sexuality part! haha
@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
14 Aug 22
Exactly what I thought
My friend is the one that set his sexuality wrong stupid spiny wheel selector
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@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
14 Aug 22
I just dislike coming across people I know... Especially exes like boy I had a mutual contact message me telling me you had a girlfriend asking me if I am hella salty about it and yet here you are did she get tired of your bullsh*t already? Damn.
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@Fa_Maverick (9458)
• Australia
17 Aug 22
@Adie04 yeah havent used one recently anyway.
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@Adie04 (17360)
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17 Aug 22
@Fa_Maverick Forget dating sites. Staying here and talk are better.
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