Haha I am so funny.
By Jimbo45
@JimBo452020 (43986)
Montrose, Scotland
March 17, 2023 7:28am CST
So Yvonne just had her CT Scan.
Got taken early yay for us.
Scanned and let loose in under 10 minutes
Our NHS is great
But hey that's not what this post is about.
It's about me
It's about me being hilarious.
So waiting in waiting area for patient transport.
I connected to wi fi.
My phone notification is a frog croaking.
When I connected it croaked.
And I said out loud
" F""" me there's a frog in here!!
Everyone looked round lol
And Yvonne almost wet herself laughing.
Lol at me yay.for me.
I explained myself
" I'm a child".
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
@LadyDuck
My frog scared them
Not me Anna
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
Priceless
One poor woman looked like she had soiled herself.
It was a loud croak.
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@evilamericans (425)
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17 Mar
I yelled that once when I reached for the buttwipe to wipe my butt. I don't know why, wasn't no one but the cats to hear me yell it. Luckily I was sitting where I was sitting so at least I didn't s*** myself.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
You use buttwipe?
I thought you went Islam
Shouting " insurgence" whilst you sit and take a dump.
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@evilamericans (425)
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17 Mar
@JimBo452020 Froggy came outta nowhere like he was gonna froggy jihad on me or some such thing I don't know but it freaked me out.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
@evilamericans were you stoned.
I make involuntary sounds when I am stoned
It's a bit like tourettes syndrome but in my case Downs.
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@celticeagle (144541)
• Boise, Idaho
18 Mar
@JimBo452020 ........Yes, there's another whois wackier and is here more.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
@celticeagle
More than me?
Who is this person?
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@RebeccasFarm (90579)
• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
17 Mar
But tis very funny wot you said Jim.
I am sure everyone appreciated it.
Lets see now with the Cat Scan will say..good I hope I hope.


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@RebeccasFarm (90579)
• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
17 Mar
@JimBo452020 Oh God ..wish they were not taking so long
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
@RebeccasFarm
Aye.
Well.
At least it's only two weeks.
Let's hope the scan was conclusive and she doesn't need to do it again
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
We will wait for two weeks for the result.
Be a long two weeks
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@sallypup (53439)
• Centralia, Washington
17 Mar
@JimBo452020 COPD is awful. My Dad and his cigs had it. One of my sisters and her cigs has it now. Many hugs to the both of you.
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@sallypup (53439)
• Centralia, Washington
18 Mar
@JimBo452020 Yeah. Nicotine goes cell level. Totally creepy.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
Oh I hope so too Lenore
But I am not sure
15 years to have had this awful condition is bound to have left scars a bit deeper which is why they wanted a scan done .
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@CarolDM (201121)
• United States
17 Mar
@JimBo452020 Thoughts and prayers always are with her.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
Laughter is good for the soul.
My frog is funny.
Hoping Yvonne's results will be good.
Praying actually.
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@shaggin (68197)
• United States
18 Mar
@JimBo452020 awesome it’s always better when you say something hilarious and others find it humorous too.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
Oh yes.
Some did.
My timing was pure comic
Genius
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
@shaggin
Happens a lot with me.
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@snowy22315 (150749)
• United States
17 Mar
I guess you keep things hopping so to speak..

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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
Well judging by the average age of person in the waiting room
More croaking it than hopping on the cards
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@allknowing (114743)
• India
17 Mar
I am scared of frogs and would have joined you screaming (lol) I hope your connection finally stopped croaking!!
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
It's not the first time my phone notification sound has caused a stir
One I had was a loud bang!!
Like a firework.
It was really funny
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@rakski (107043)
• Philippines
17 Mar
@JimBo452020 some might see you as a weirdo 

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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
Some did.
But a few others did not see the funny side at all.
Bah humbug lol
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
@rakski
Well they would be retards.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
@JudyEv
I would sh. It on them both
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
Ah well soon you will have a Biden installed.
Problem solved
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
@Icydoll
It's a good frog croak.
Better than beeps etc
And I don't mind being childlike
It's good fun
Bloody boring adults get on my tats
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
It really was hilarious.
I think I cheered a few people up.
But them really did thonked it was a frog haha lol
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@MarieCoyle (13591)
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17 Mar
Oh,that would have been so funny, I would have had the reaction Yvonne had.
Like I always say, none of us ever laugh enough anymore, Jim. Just give yourself a pat on the back that you gave some laughs to some people today!
I hope the scans are good when the results come in. 

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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
I laugh enough
I laugh at stuff I shouldn't lol
I don't intend these things to happen.
But it's funny when they do and if my half wit and comic timing and facial reactions make people laugh even for a moment, then I am proud.
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@MarieCoyle (13591)
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18 Mar
@JimBo452020
When I first started reading your post, I thought oh, no...Jim passed gas and pooped his pants in the waiting room...but I kept reading and I knew you just had a frog croaking.
I often think funny things that happen without planning them are the best of all.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
You won't be the only one
Don't worry about it
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
19 Mar
@thebos Its 10.16am
Just got up.
So it hasn't gone wrong yet
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@RasmaSandra (62450)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
17 Mar
Glad things are going well. TIme to start learning a cheer you can use as Yvonne progresses.
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
Things are a bit better.
Well might be optimistic.
Let's see what the scan results say
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
17 Mar
I have absolutely no idea why you would read this in poem mode.
Roses are grey
So is a toad
That's why you read
this in poem mode
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@Treborika (7432)
• Mombasa, Kenya
18 Mar
I wish her good luck with the CT scan results
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@JimBo452020 (43986)
• Montrose, Scotland
18 Mar
It's a real pity we have to wait for two weeks to get the results
