What's for din? August 1st, 2025

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We spent from about 8:45 this morning until 4:30 this afternoon helping a friend move—basically auditioning for Who Wants Heatstroke? The game was “lift a couch, step outside, immediately melt.” After surviving that nonsense, we stopped at Walmart to grab stuff the kids wanted for dinner. Chris and I were weak from our “moving workout,” so we caved and raided the deli hot case. Chris went classic: one lonely chicken strip and some jojos—aka potato wedges for you uncultured swine. I went full chaos goblin with three loaded tots and a chicken egg roll because apparently, my stomach thinks it’s at a carnival. By the time the boys were making smashburgers, I wasn’t really hungry… but after two Lipton Hard Iced Teas, my stomach was like, “Hey, maybe let’s line me with something before you regret life choices.” So I grabbed one of those little Hillshire Snack Tray things. 10/10, would snack again. I’m adding those to the next grocery run because they feel like cheating at adulting. Anyway, that was dinner. Your move—what did you have?