What's for din? Feb 5th, 2026

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asked “she child” what she wanted for dinner since she absolutely crushed her progress report with shiny A’s and B’s. After the last report card, this felt like a parade-with-confetti kind of moment, so she earned the dinner pick. First choice was sloppy joes, but the grocery store laughed at us with empty shelves and our freezer had the same energy. So she pivoted like a pro and requested “cardboard pizza,” which is what we lovingly call frozen pizza around here. Enter one pepperoni DiGiorno, probably spelled in three different ways in my head, plus a victory bag of powdered donuts because celebrations require powdered chaos. And that, my friends, was dinner in our household. What landed on plates in your corner of the world tonight?