Homework excuses

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From Bart Simpson 1.My dog ate it. 2.My religion forbids the wanton waste of time on pointless busy work. 3.No comprendo, senorita. 4.I sneezed on it. So, in interest of public safety. The department of health orderedit destroyed. 5.I didn"t forget to do it. I have amnesia. 6.I did it. I just didn"t write it down. 7.I cannot release that document for National security reasons. 8.My dad ate it.