To Begin the Christmas Season!

United States
December 6, 2006 1:34pm CST
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just what do those symbolize? The man replied," "These are Carols." And So The Holiday Season Begins....
2 responses
@mirage108 (3403)
• United States
7 Dec 06
LOL that is good. :)
• United States
12 Dec 06
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
@MakDomMom (1474)
• United States
6 Dec 06
I received this exact same message in a email today!!! That is so weird! Hope you have a great Christmas and a happy New Year. How do you normally spend your holidays? Family? Friends? Combo?
• United States
12 Dec 06
I recieved it as a bulletin on MySpace. I usually spend it with family back home. Not sure if that will be the case this year. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season as well!