Really Nice One. Don't Missthe Moral.
December 11, 2006 5:34am CST
OncePVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling inan autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this momentat the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of themhad served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused publicpositions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before adecision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceivednotions. Yamaagrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA "and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND "and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forcedto fail with false intent. Yamathen agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assumingthat Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform forall three). PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easilyand passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one. He fails again. Laloois extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now requestedfor all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take anymore tests. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?".He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes. It's Laloo's turn now. ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died inthe struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL. Moral of the story: IF YOURMANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE